Elizabeth Warren saved the world last night in Las Vegas. We sleep knowing the world is safe from off color sexual jokes and feeling comfort her arm is always raised. She hasn’t saved us from the policies of her bud Bernie Sanders which would wreck the U.S. economy as we know it, but she has for the time being saved us from Michael Bloomberg and Al Franken.
Here’s Elizabeth Warren at the 2016 DNC Convention enthusiastically endorsing Team Clinton for the presidency. Evidently, she never heard the part about Bill’s penchant for cigars and ejaculating on dark blue dresses.
Here’s Elizabeth a year later stating the Clintons rigged the DNC process to screw fellow Bolshevik Bernie Sanders out of the Democratic nomination.
One would have thought she would have known this a year earlier, but apparently she was so focused on what Al Franken was doing with his hands this escaped her attention.
We would assume if Joe Biden’s numbers get back up after South Carolina his penchant for holding women will be her next target for saving women from the predators of the Dem presidential race this campaign season.