Top Ten Trump Declassification Alibi List for White Rabble Deplorables

From the Dave Letterman Home Office in Deer Creek, Oklahoma

10 Declassified pussy grabbing comment on bus with Billy Bush. Deep State.

9 Never seriously suggested Nancy O’Dell join on a furniture store sport f—king foray with POTUS 45. Delassified before leaving bus. Uneven fake tits aren’t right for POTUS 45. Never happened. Judy Woodruff….PBS, radical left.

8 Declassified hanging of Mike Pence idea to Proud Boys and various other idiot groups from Oklahoma, Mississippi, and Alabama. Radical left with RINOS like Adam Kingsinger. We need more strong MAGA men like Markwayne Mullins from Oklahoma. He can’t read, but reading is vastly overrated.

7 Declassified transfer of $150,000 dollars from non-profit account to Stormy Daniels for pay for play scam with POTUS 45. Too rough for POTUS 45.

6 Never suggested having sex with daughter Ivanka without Jared joining. Declassified thought at first commercial break on The View. CNN fake news.

5 Declassified multiple photos of Lindsey Graham with creamy white liquid dripping off his chin before leaving hotel room in Moscow. Must have been RINO Liz Cheney.

4 Wasn’t really serious about several off color racist jokes told to Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. at Trump golf course in New Jersey at Trump evangelical event to raise GOP scam money. Dan Scavino declassfied. Declassified…are you kidding? POTUS 45 was on 17th green picking up from seven feet out. Never happened. Golf Channel and PGA very far left…almost Antifa on turf.

3 Secret Service with due POTUS 45 diligence declassified and erased every text message sent to or from Mark Meadows on Jan. 5th and 6th in Washington D.C area codes. George Will or Chris Wallace must have hatched this one.

2 Delassified bidding war with Iran and Israel for top priority Middle East intel after wire transfer occurred at Duetsche Bank in Geneva.

1 And the No. 1 declassified POTUS 45 alibi is/was….drum roll, please, totally declassified January 6th insurrection before going to bed. It was all Mike Pence and Dan Quayle’s idea. It never happened. Fake news.

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