Month: May 2017

Hopefully, the adults around Caligula on this world tour can medicate him before his meeting with the Pope in Vatican City. The Big Donald was a little testy back in February of 2016. But of course we all know how far Caligula has moved himself spiritually since then. I thought the Pope showed tremendous calm never evoking the name of Billy Bush with Caligula. One would think with a hostile America awaiting Caligula’s return–it will be all kisses and hugs today.

What an interesting day. Caligula visited the Western Wall. The Washington Post reported Donald Trump tried to have Mike Pompeo and Daniel Coats push back against Russiagate. And…Billy Bush with his life in ruin because he talked furniture store sport fucking tactics with Caligula was doing the talk show circuit.

If ever one single day illustrated how far America has fallen this might be a nice snapshot.

Here’s Caligula in a more reflective mood than when he told Billy he tried to fuck Nancy O’Dell like a bitch.

Given what the Washington Post went with today, he might want to consider staying in Israel.

Actually, his reading of ‘his’ speech in Saudi Arabia was … lucid. Who could have thought this possible? For once, he didn’t sound like the drunk Little League parent in the stands sharing all his inner thoughts. I don’t think this is going anywhere long-term as in the transformation of Caligula, I just think it’s more of all his family being around him 24 hours during this tour and telling him to act like a grownup for the next nine days. On to Israel.

To date, these NBA Playoffs have been a morass of nothingness. I watched the OKC-Houston series. Then I watched several games of the Houston-San Antonio series and several games from the Boston-Washington series. Otherwise, nothing has garnered my interest as an ardent NBA fan of over fifty years.

There’s no reason to watch. There’s nothing there worth watching until it’s LeBron vs. Nike’s West Coast All-Star Team in the Finals. I’ll watch those games just to see if the addition of Durant to the West Coast Nike All-Stars is enough to get Durant the championship he so much craves.

That should be a compelling series. But here’s the thing, we all knew this back on July 4th, 2016. So, in essence the fans of the other twenty-eight teams basically wasted their money and time going through a marathon 82 game regular season and three rounds of the NBA Playoffs.

In an age of relative parity in the other major sports, there is no competitive drama whatsoever in the NBA. None.

Think about the other sports. The Atlanta Falcons just made a Super Bowl and would have won it if not for an epic comeback by Tom Brady’s Patriots. The Chicago Cubs won a World Series. And if you’re a hockey fan like I am, you realize the Nashville Predators need only one more win against the Anaheim Ducks to get to the Stanley Cup Finals.

In other words, fans around in the other sports leagues have some skin in the game. Fans of the other twenty-eight NBA teams have no skin in the game currently unless you’re either a fan of the Cavs or Warriors.

In the past, we knew it was a given LeBron’s team would be in the Finals. But until Durant’s defection to Golden State there was always legitimate competitive drama in the Western Conference Playoffs. Some of the best basketball was actually played in the West leading into the Finals. But not now.

Here’s the thing, I’m completely over Durant leaving Oklahoma City. But as an overall fan of the NBA this is the part which pissed me off the most. The fact that by Durant joining the Warriors instead of say the Spurs, the Celtics, the Wizards, or even the Clippers we as fans now have nothing from a team standpoint worth watching unless you’re Durant’s mother or one of his handlers.

By contrast, the NHL is having an incredible post season. Defending champion Pittsburgh defeated the Washington Capitals in an epic seven game series in the East Semi-Finals. In both conferences, the four teams left standing, Pittsburgh, Ottawa, Nashville, and Anaheim all have a chance at winning the Cup. The games have been excellent and it’s what I’ve been following as a sports fan. In fact, the Penguins and Senators have a huge Game 5 later today which I’ll be watching. By contrast, why would I watch either of the NBA Conference Finals?

Kevin Durant made some remark last night about how if you don’t like one-sided boring non-competitive games–then don’t watch.

Hey, Kevin, you’re precisely correct.

I stopped watching. It was a waste of time.

Of course Bob Mueller’s investigation is going to take a turn towards becoming a criminal investigation. That’s what transpires when as a prosecutor you’re dealing with hoodlums who’ve broken various laws. This just won’t be about collusion with the Russians. This will run concurrent with tax evasion, money laundering with Russian oligarchs, perjury, obstruction of justice, etc. Plus, this gives Mueller wide latitude to explore anything he wants once he gets into this and begins deposing the nefarious Trump mafia trash as some of them begin to experience the feel of impending jail time.

You would think the list will read Trump, Flynn, Manafort, Ross, Stone, Page, Pence (Pence either obstructed justice or he’s the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth, pray hard, bruh) If nothing else, Pence should serve at least two years for being the most audacious hypocrite walking the earth.If he had any character whatsoever he would have quit the campaign when the Billy Bush video was released.

Plus, you have to figure Trump is so incredibly stupid he’ll continue tweeting and running his mouth to possibly steer Mueller even more as the investigation rolls itself out in the months to come.

I love legal stuff. My father told me bedtime stories about shit like this when I was a kid. The depositions will be fascinating. Several of these people will serve time. Hopefully, Donald Trump, our Pussy Grabber in Chief will be one of them. I have to say, it stuns me that anyone who has a daughter, a niece, a granddaughter, a wife, a girlfriend, a mother, a grandmother, an aunt, a female friend, a female dog or a female letter carrier could have voted for this piece of shit…but you did. How as the father of a daughter could you do this and be okay with it? How?

The really sad tragic part of all this is these white Republicans who fancy themselves as moral guardians basically endorsed a scumbag to become POTUS because a young black liberal served eight years in the White House and I guess that was too much for them.

Mike Pence’s obstruction of justice problem. Again, he’s either a complete idiot or an audacious liar. Why would you want either as POTUS?

My favorite closing summation scene of all-time. This was my father, so to speak.

Caligula and his dipshit followers no longer will need to fret Hillary Clinton’s e-mails. They just need to stay razor focused and pray the piece of shit they put into the White House doesn’t go to prison. But hey, if he does go to prison we would all expect Chris Christie, Billy Bush, and Newt to be there for him with conjugal visits.

As the son of a courtroom trial lawyer who loves watching skilled litigators, I must admit this is going to be fun watching. This dumbshit who calls himself Donald Trump or sometimes John Miller just got the toughest no nonsense prosecutor who by the way is a close friend of James Comey. There is an almost eeriness to this happening in the same news cycle as Roger Ailes’ death. There is an almost tragic poetic justice to it all. Who knows, maybe Billy Bush could start the Birthers II movement and begin positioning himself for 2020.

Not exactly a great day for the presidency of Caligula Lite. Rod Rosenstein did the right thing and named former FBI chief Bob Mueller as the special prosecutor to handle Russiagate from this point forward. In essence, Mueller just replaced the little southern racist fuckstick Jeff Sessions as Attorney General. This is precisely what Trump did not want, namely– a tough ass prosecutor who knows how to handle himself in a courtroom. Hopefully, when all of this is concluded, Jeff Sessions will be in prison along with Caligula, Flynn, and Manafort. I wouldn’t rule out Wilbur Ross as another who might be in trouble for money laundering and tax evasion. Devin Nunes should go to jail as well. What an incredible piece of shit that one is amid an all-star roster of iconic human pieces of shit. Plus, you have to think Mike Pence might have some issues with obstruction of justice. I’m sure he’ll pray real hard though and God will ease him through this. Note sarcasm dripping. Throw them all in jail.

I hope they all fucking go to prison. They’re an absolute disgrace and an embarrassment to this country.

Unless you’re a complete dolt the end result is pretty much starting to become clear, Donald Trump’s presidency is over not even four months in. Two questions will linger….how long will he last and will he go to prison.

If what Comey maintains in his memorandum is true then what Trump has done is far worse than what Richard Nixon did forty-three years ago. I can’t imagine there will be a Gerald Ford pardon waiting for Caligula. Nor should there be as with each passing day Russiagate makes Watergate seem like children at play.

Some people should go to prison and the United States has a far more believable witness than Billy Bush’s favorite furniture store sport fucking icon. Namely, that would be James Comey.

This never should have happened. Donald Trump in no way should have ever been the presidential nominee of either political party. Go no further than the fact that this douchebag began his political career by creating a Birther Movement for the most racist element of the GOP to cling to while Barack Obama entered the smoldering White House in the aftermath of the Cheney – W eight year disaster.

Having written that, I would have to admit W looks pretty damn good compared to this piece of shit who leases trophy wives and makes sex talk videos with Billy Bush. Maybe that’s where Trump’s future should be headed. Maybe he and Billy Bush can start a video series where a creepy old man does a sex talk video each week as Billy Bush listens eagerly.

How ironic, on the very day I played the Howard Baker video, James Comey tagged Caligula with a right cross haymaker and we all now wonder how much longer the country has to witness this bullshit called the Trump Presidency.