Jeff Sessions Endorses Donald Trump…February 2016

Your Honor, the State of Reason at this time would like to admit this video as Exhibit I. Unless we have twelve completely uneducated clueless dumbasses in the jury box…I think the video speaks for itself.

I have nothing else at this time, Your Honor. But if the Court will indulge we will revisit this if the Court will patiently deal with the truth being adressed at some point within the borders of places like Oklahoma, Alabama, Louisiana, and Kentucky.

Thank you, Your Honor.

Should Mike Gundy Be Oklahoma’s Tommy Tuberville?

So…on Saturday one day after the Oklahoma City Council by a 7-2 vote supported the wearing on facemasks in certain public settings… I found myself in a convenience store in Logan County late in the day.

I went in with my Thunder mask on as I did all day in Oklahoma County where I would say around eighty per cent or so were wearing masks as well.

Not one person in that Logan County store beyond me was wearing a mask. Not even the employees. They looked at me as if I were ET phoning home.

I thought about making several comments, but thought me saying something stupid in Logan County wouldn’t be the smart play.

But here’s the point I’m somewhat making. In the godforsaken state of Oklahoma if a person isn’t in Oklahoma City, Norman, or Tulsa is there any reason to believe math, science, history, economics, or just basic common sense makes any difference whatsoever?

And then I’m thinking to myself of Mike Gundy wearing that OAN Trump ass kissing shirt. Mike Gundy..just be man enough to be open about who and what you are. Jim Traber does it every single day on the radio.

In Oklahoma why isn’t Mike Gundy the open face of the Trump supporters in Oklahoma like Tommy Tuberville is in equally godforsaken Alabama?

Why is it a scrawny little old woman like Terry Neese is this person in Oklahoma and it’s not Mike Gundy or at the least Gundy’s good buddy Jim Traber?

It doesn’t make any sense to me.

To me at least…Gundy is the perfect fit in Oklahoma. He should be the face of Trump Nation in Oklahoma. Not Terry Neese, not Stephanie Bice, not James Lankford, not Kevin Stitt. It should be Mike Gundy the Mullet King.

He makes $5.25 million a year even though he would be 1-14 against some really bad OU defensive teams unless Bob Stoops had repunted to Tyreke Hill in 2014. That means Brandon Weeden was 1-0 versus the Sooners. How come he didn’t get $5.25 million from Boone? Just thinking out loud here on the blog.

BTW…I think Gundy has potentially his second best team at O State this season. I have O State as the team most likely to finish second in the Big 12 if there is a season.

But here’s the thing nagging at me…if Mike Gundy is smart enough to garner $5.25 million a year from Carl Icahn’s buddy Boone Pickens at Oklahoma State then just imagine the deals he could garner for the state of Oklahoma?

It just seems odd to me Mike Gundy isn’t in Oklahoma what Tommy Tuberville is in Alabama.

Maybe after we see Hubbard and Wallace go pro Mike Gundy will become Tommy Tuberville in the seventy-four counties in Oklahoma where people don’t believe in math, science, economics, or history.

We’ll see.

This should be Mike Gundy’s ad. Not a doubt in my mind.

The Election Isn’t Over

If Hitler was on the ballot in Oklahoma, Alabama, Louisiana, and Kentucky listed with an R next to his name he’d garner around 65% of the vote in those four states.

You know…Hitler was immently qualified in that he’d previously had a reality television show and done an Access Hollywood show with Billy Bush.

These people aren’t leaving Donald Trump.

It doesn’t matter how many people die from the virus or how many trillions are wasted from the U.S. treasury.

I repeat…these people aren’t leaving Donald Trump for Joe Biden.

Maybe if Joe Biden named Nikki Haley as his running mate some of this might change. Maybe.

There is not a Republican Party any longer. It died along with John McCain, Bush 41, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Ford.

Polls mean nothing with Donald Trump because this is Richard Nixon’s ‘Silent Majority’ circa 2020. The Trump base has made it clear black people need to know their place. That being…in the OU, O-State, Auburn, or Alabama backfield.

Racism is a big part of the Trump allure with these people. If I’m wrong then tell me why Trump went out his way to be endorsed by Jeff Sessions in 2016. Tell me why Tommy Tuberville just whomped the same Jeff Sessions in the GOP runoff in Alabama after attaching himself to Trump ala Kevin Stitt. Explain it to me.

Because with these people they’d vote for Hitler if he was aligned with Donald Trump. Period.

Math, science, history, economics, qualifications don’t matter.

It is about Trump with these people and to be frank Joe Biden is every bit as uncompelling as Hillary Clinton. If he was a compelling candidate then Barack Obama never would have been the candidate in 2008. Same with Hillary.

When I went to the Michael Bloomberg rally in OKC surrogate Judge Judy said, “Joe Biden is a really, really nice guy. But….” She didn’t finish the sentence. She didn’t have to.

There are two completely different countries within the borders of the United States. One reads books and has a higher college graduation rate, the other does what Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh tell them to do.

I don’t think the election is over at all.

It hasn’t even begun.

Smerconish Saturday Question

Today’s question was: Is the election over?

We know it’s already over in predictable forts of stupidity like Oklahoma, Alabama, Kentucky, and Louisiana. My top four forts of stupidity in the Union on my Power Poll….btw.

But is the election already decided in the other forty-six states as well?

I’m going to think about this all day and then write my own Op-Ed on the election per July 19th, 2020.

John Lewis Passes at 80



When you live in a place like Oklahoma you take note of humans such as John Lewis. You take note of what they fought for and the causes they held close to their heart.

Has the United States really come anywhere racially since the Silent Majority days of Richard Nixon?

I would say no for the most part.

Was Barack Obama elected because he was black or because the presidency of Bush 43 was a historical dumpster fire of epic proportions?

Outside of Norman and pockets of Oklahoma City…I see no evidence in Oklahoma blacks have crossed the necessary barriers to equally participate in the American Dream.

The world in states like Oklahoma hasn’t really changed for blacks unless they can help OU or Oklahoma State win football and/or basketball games.

I do think the Thunder have helped Oklahoma City become more intuned to racial inequality. Just today the Oklahoma City Council overrode the idiot Trump puppet Kevin Stitt as far as wearing facial masks throughout the city. All white people in Oklahoma are not racist pr overtly ignorant.

But Oklahoma on the whole is such a shithole embarrassment. Such a sad story of unused potential and wasted opportunities to you know…grow up.

Kure Beach, North Carolina

My wife is spending this week in Kure Beach. Maybe this is where we will eventually escape from braindead Oklahoma. We’ll both be going in late October to see what real estate possibilities exist.

This is someplace where I could conceivably live short of having to escape the country where Terry Neese protects Donald Trump and go live in Toronto. I’m telling you…if it weren’t for the harsh winters…Toronto is the most intersting city I’ve ever spent a week in and around. You have to spend a week in Toronto. It has everything.

Of course…North Carolina has an NHL team, an NFL team, and an NBA team. Fishing, seafood, a politically neutral state somewhat. Obama actually won the state. Imagine not having living in state where Hitler would win all seventy-seven counties.

Maybe my buddy Walter would drive down from Maryland and visit here and there and we’d talk about the Washington Nationals.

Duke and North Carolina basketball. I could live in North Carolina. It could fit me.

My wife is visting the aquarium tomorrow.

I can’t wait to hear about it.

After Dark

With all due respect to Rodgers and Hammerstein this should be the state song of Oklahoma circa 2020. At least be big about it and be able to laugh at yourself because everyone else in the world is at the moment.

Tough to beat a great sax player and a Pink Panther cartoon all wrapped into one.

Brad Parscale Demoted As Trump Campaign Manager After Disaster in Tulsa

The disaster in Tulsa which was fueled by the unfettered ignorance of Trump surrogate enabler Kevin Stitt cost Brad Parscale his place as the top Trump campaign manager for the time being.

You watch this stuff in Oklahoma and it’s like Netflix with Mike Gundy and Governor Kevin Stitt as its stars is fueling it’s own early version of Tiger King II without any working screenplay in place.

It is stunning to oberve these people in Oklahoma have any legal rights to govern or look after any living thing at this point.

If either Mike ‘Mullet King’ Gundy of Kevin Stitt were animal caregivers would you allow them to care for your dog or cat?

Of course not. They both come across as complete idiots even beyond the realm of Trump.

Brad Parscale you were chosen to fall on the sword. But Kevin Stitt was the star in Tulsa which has propelled Joe Biden to a double digit lead in the polls.

What really happened behind the scene at the Trump rally with the Oklahoma GOP stars in Tulsa:

Kevin Stitt Becomes First U.S. Governor to Test Positive For COVID

Like fellow Oklahoma State grads Mike Gundy and Mary Fallin… Kevin Stitt puts little if any thought into science and things of that nature. This was Stitt on his knees groveling the Trump base before the Trump rally in Tulsa.

This is how Stitt became governor. He simply gets on his knees in Oklahoma like Tuberville does in Alabama and bows before Donald Trump regardless of what the facts may be.

It’s that simple.

Big surprise the biggest Trump ass kisser who’s the governor of the dumbest state in the United States became the first governor to test positive for the coronavirus.

I called this two weeks ago on my Smerconish Saturday Op-Ed.

I mean…who could write this shit?

Tiger King. Then clueless Mullet King. Now the highest elected official in the state of Oklahoma.

When you have a state with all these angry white people who seem bent on wearing their stupidity on their sleeves this is what happens.

Even in Alabama for crying out loud there’s some semblance of order and adherance to science. But in Oklahoma the Oklahoma State people just don’t seem to be receptive to things like gravity, science and masks.

Same thing with the Alabama-Auburn people. The Auburn people don’t seem to understand science either.

This might lend to the thought OU and Alabama have a combined 18 national championships while the O State-Auburn tandem has but one national championship because of science.

Obviously..teaching some f–king science at your school has a positive effect on winning football national champuonships.

Note to O State president Burns Hargis….get rid of Mullet King, elevate Kasey Dunn, and start teaching your students some science in Stillwater.

You tried Boone’s money, now give this a shot.

After Dark

I love this song. This is Paula Cole back in her youth knocking it out of the ball park so to say. She would later go on to become a Grammy winner.

What an incredible voice! I would never insult her by asking her to sing ‘I Saw A Muller’ for my country music Mike Gundy mullet anthem.

With Trump surrogate Tommy Tuberville defeating Birther Jeff Sessions for the GOP spot in Alabama’s U.S. Senate race… I fully expect Mike Gundy at some point to become the face of the Republican Party in equally godforsaken Oklahoma.

I could see Mullet King ousting James Lankford next go around.

Enough of that. This song could very well be the anthem for America’s fight against Covid while having a completely clueless idiot in the White House.

Don’t give up. Go vote in November instead.