General Kelly Says to Scaramucci, “You’re Fired, You Stupid Little Bitch.”

Good for General Kelly as he begins the arduous task of cleaning out Caligula’s swamp. Eleven days, the little Sicilian lasted a mere eleven days after his outburst to the New Yorker.

Next should be Bannon. Then the microwave bimbo Kellyanne Conway. Then those two idiot sons of his. Then the son in law. Then the daughter he longs to have sex with in the Lincoln Room. All of them…gone. Be the good Marine you’ve always been, General Kelly. Get rid of this collection of human debris. All of them.

After the dumpster fire of a week in America last week, this is actually something good.

I’m assuming when General Kelly agreed to take this job there were precise stipulations attached. They’re all idiots and hopefully they’ll be gone by Friday.

Go for it, General Kelly. Run the stairs. Time to run the stairs and put and end to this shit.