Whew, Mike’s Special Trump Mailbox is overflowing after my Trump Indictment piece. Since I seem to be pretty much healthy…I think I need to get the mailbox going again on here.
1 “Michael….darling. I love your blog. You are clearly one of the few American men I know who calls it like it is with Donalt.
Donalt…..is a pathetic, weak little man. Nothing at all like my very virile father, Vicktor. Everything you right on your courageous blog in regards to Donalt is the truth. I have no idea whatsoever how such a provocative, yet sensual man like yourself can live in godforsaken Oklahoma.
And you are spot on in that Kamala is an even bigger bitch than Hillary.
Hopefully, Donalt will be dead soon and my prenup ‘obligations’ will be fulfilled for the whole payment.
Let’s keep in touch in the event you yourself don’t die.”
Always, Melania
2 “Comrade, you are a very skilled blogger. I’m always looking for new people in America to help with our overall mission to Make Russia Great Again (MRGA). Your writings are intuitive and prescient. You know your history.
If my idiot little puppy dog Donald doesn’t win the election in 2024, I fear the Motherland will never be great again.
You are what the NY Times and weak Washington Post wish they could be.
Keep up the excellent work, Mikhail. My people will be reading for me and keeping me apprised of your writings.”
Helsinki forever.”
Sincerest regards, Vlad
3 “Mike, one of my coastal elite friends told me about this blog. I have to tell you…you knocked me to the floor with your takes on Daddy. Such strength and honesty is rarely if ever exhibited by men in the mainstream American fake news media.
Daddy has become senile and we know we need to lock him up or something. Your writing projects such strength….like I’m reading diologue from Sean Connery from a steamy Bond script. You must know… Jared is such a schlong and I’ve always had a thing for older men.
Hopefully, these people in Georgia will get a conviction of Daddy and solve all our problems.”
Keep in touch. Intrigued, Ivanka
That’s it for the mailbox this week. Sorry if I didn’t get to your letter.
MJ
Love Body Heat – need to rewatch. Trump and his henchmen are an ongoing train wreck. I think Georgia might take him down. RICO has taken down stronger men. Would be happy to see Rudy go with him, but he will probably turn state’s witness. Wish your dad was here to comment.
Love you as always & so happy you are getting strong.
Jan
I need to get stronger. I lost 10-8 to an 84 year-old woman named Doreen today at the Wellness Center. She was a ringer though. She told me she played college basketball…so that made me feel better.
I was too nice. I got behind 8-2 before I started using my Chuck Barkley move on her where I use my muscle to back my way to the rim. Live and learn.
I told Chris I plan on being on the slopes with Little Robert by November. He was speechless. Some might say stunned.
Little Robert, unlike Doreen, will get my best from the top of the slope down. I can be ruthless when needed.
Love, Mike