Paul Ryan Decides to Stop Wasting His Time

I haven’t written much politically on here lately because in the Era of Trump it makes no real sense. Every day is a minimum of three rabbit holes and another dose of Trump fatigue.

So—today GOP Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told us he’s calling it quits and going back home to Wisconsin to be with his family. Whatever.

I think it’s always noble to put family over other things, but I doubt this was the only consideration. The main consideration I would think is that he discovered what previous GOP House Speaker John Boehner already knew. Which is…the modern Republican Party has become a rogue party in which even if one Democrat didn’t exist on the face of the Earth it would not be able to govern itself with any sense of unity or coherence.

This is what Paul Ryan came to realize. He realized he was missing time away from his children to in essence babysit a group of people who got their tax break and won’t be able to come to any terms of agreement on much of anything else.

So why embarrass yourself further and miss time away from your teenage children?

I’m sure Fox News Network will this spin this entirely different. But it is what it is.

Today’s three rabbitholes in case you need clarification… 1 Paul Ryan to step down, 2 Trump tells Putin he’s sending missiles to Syria, and 3 Trump seriously considering firing Mueller.

This is reality show Freak Down America. This is what America has become and no one more than Paul Ryan knows it.

Go home, Speaker Ryan and pray history will be forgiving.


For me…to get thru the rest of the week. This sustains me for some reason.

Thunder Heart Shows Up in Miami, 115-93

I have no idea what was said in private among this team before the Houston game, but evidently the gist of it was as a team they drew a line in the sand and agreed there was no more time left to continue pissing basketball games away.

For the second time in three nights, the OKC Thunder’s heart showed up and stayed on the court for 48 minutes in a critical 115-93 win over the Miami Heat on the road.

The win clinches a playoff spot for the Thunder and improves their record to 47-34. The Thunder could conceivably grab the No. 4 seed with a home win over Memphis and a sequence of results from other teams in the West.

This team will go as Russell Westbrook and Paul George go…period. On this night they were both excellent and Jerami Grant was sensational.

The Thunder started slowly, but fought back and basically dominated the game the final thirty-six minutes of play.

The Thunder hit 31-38 free throws and made three point shots when they had to. The Thunder also went on the high side of .500 on the road for the season at 21-20.

As a Thunder fan you don’t want to put your heart all the way out there, but there are some things trending for OKC right now which will make the first round interesting in the West — and especially for the Thunder.

This is Russell Westbrook’s time to show himself and Paul George whether he can be a championship point guard in the NBA.

To me–it’s that simple.

Can Russell Westbrook re-calibrate his game and along with Paul George put his team on his shoulders and win 16 games in post season play?

The Thunder end their regular season at home on Wednesday versus the Memphis Grizzlies.

Which Thunder Will Show Up in Miami?

Two games are left and the Thunder now stand at 46-34. I have no idea who shows up in Thunder unis this evening in Miami in a critical game versus the Heat. Long ago I stopped worrying about seeding position with this bunch. What difference does seeding mean when you don’t know which heart will show up on any given night wearing Thunder blue?

I calibrate my emotions carefully with this group of players and no longer put my heart on my sleeve. But I must admit with all the talent Westbrook, George, and Adams bring to the table as an NBA fan in general it’s hard not to take your eyes off them just for the sake of wondering what on any given night will bring.

We’ve seen glimpses of what they can do for a game here and there, but what we’ve never observed this season is consistent commitment to focus and effort. What we’ve seen is a team with attention deficit disorder.

But as you look across the NBA landscape there’s some other disorder out there as well and Steph Curry is missing the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Heck, the hottest team in the league are the surging Philadelphia 76’ers. Take away the Sixers on their current run and no one else in the league with enough talent to make serious noise is closing with a rush.

Toronto, Boston, and Cleveland are playing like teams with no real chance to win the NBA championship beyond the East.

Golden State has the issue with Steph’s fragile ankles. Houston and D’Antoni have never won anything in post season to date. Portland is closing with a thud. San Antonio doesn’t have the horses.

But you know who does have the horses if they could force themselves to focus on things like heart and effort—the threesome of Westbrook, Paul George, and Steven Adams.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s no way I’m putting the Thunder on my Power Poll again, but by the same token it’s hard to ignore these three players being on the same team.

I have no idea what happens tonight in Miami. I have no idea where the Thunder end up being seeded.

But I do know if the Thunder could grow up and stay that way long enough they have the best athlete in the NBA playing point guard. They have probably the third best small forward in the league behind LeBron and Durant in Paul George. And they have in Steven Adams a center who can punish certain teams with interior frailness.

So we’ll see what comes of this and if the Thunder can pretend to play like grownups for a sustained period of time in April.

Anything is possible in sport as we just witnessed Patrick Reed harness his inner self and basically beat the golfing world on Sunday at Augusta National with everybody rooting against him.

Can Russell Westbrook harness his inner self moving forward is the question.

Thunder Tre Cupcakes Finally Show Up in Houston, 108-102

So…as I’m sitting there watching the OKC Tre Cupcakes on Saturday night in a do or die game against the league record best Houston Rockets–I’m thinking to myself what the has gotten into these guys?

I mean…for seventy-nine game they’ve played like the biggest competitive pussies I’ve ever witnessed in a lifetime filled with playing sports, coaching sports, and watching sports. So really what got into these guys on Saturday night?

I don’t actually know. Maybe they got fired up watching Patrick Reed and Rory going toe to toe–chin to chin during an epic third round of the Masters. Maybe Nick Collison pulled them aside and said some things challenging them as men. Or maybe Russell Westbrook watched some film of what Maurice Cheeks looked like playing the point guard position in 1983 when Mo led the Dr. J, Moses Malone, and my Sixers to an NBA Championship.

I’m going to go with No. 3 in that despite all the negative things I’ve written of late in regards to the OKC Tre Cupcakes at heart I’m an optimist. I’m going to assume Russell Westbrook took a piece of Maurice Cheek’s basketball heart and finally decided within himself that to date this OKC Thunder season has been absolute bullshit and couldn’t take it any more.

I’m going with No.3.

In a game the Thunder absolutely had to have in order to avoid being tabbed as the biggest joke of the basketball season–OKC’s Thunder finally showed up.

And it was beautiful in that they competed like a bunch of junkyard dogs with a collective chip on their shoulder.

It was a collective team effort, but most of all it was Russell Westbrook being Mo Cheeks shutting down James Harden with his lockdown defense. It was like watching Westbrook back at his days at UCLA when he was one of college basketball’s best defenders instead of a pretty boy triple double stat boy. In a word..it was like watching Maurice Cheeks in his prime.

Russell Westbrook stepped up and shut down James Harden in the fourth period. Do you know what something like that does to a team when they finally see the team’s star take that approach on defense? It makes them want to play at that level as well. That’s what it does.

And lo and behold… the Thunder followed Westbrook’s lead on a night when the team showed some grit, showed some passion, but most all showed a competitive heart.

Even Carmelo showed it. Paul George showed it. Jerami friggin Grant had it pouring out of his veins. And my frilly Euro boy Alex Abrines continued to snarl, to scratch, to claw, and to bleed a little bit. Who would have thought back in December I would fall in love with Alex Abrines as a basketball player, but strange things can happen to a man when he has to watch 79 games of bullshit to finally witness a ‘possible’ sliver of light at the end of a tunnel of shit.

So this win means the Thunder will probably make the playoffs. That’s it. I have no idea if the Thunder Tre Cupcakes can embrace this as a game to game thing moving forward.

Only Russell Westbrook and his father would know. Because there is an option No. 4–that being Russell Westbrook’s father challenged his son to step up.

Why would I even guess something like this?

Because as a father who has a son the exact same age as Russell Westbrook — I could have seen myself telling my son ..step the fuck up or shut up.

Russell Westbrook stepped up.

The Thunder at the Miami Heat on Monday evening.

The Season That Never Was

These last twelve games of the Thunder’s regular season were supposed to be the last stand. This string of games in when OKC would show what they’re made of and define their season as contender over pretender.

As we wait for tonight’s game in Houston the Thunder are 3-6 so far in these twelve games. It all started beautifully with a home win over the Clippers and a rousing road win over the Raptors. But from that point forward, the Thunder have lost six of their last seven and are losers of five games in a row.

Pretenders…I would say.

With the next two games being on the road against Houston and Miami there is the very real possibility these pretender Thunder could be 3-8 heading into the regular season’s home finale versus the tanking Memphis Grizzlies.

The Thunder now sit precariously perched as the No. 7 seed in the West and face the very real possibility of not making the playoffs with this Sam Presti Super Team.

I’m not even sure how I feel about it truth be known. Even if they make the playoffs there’s no way I’m going to spend money on playoff tickets to watch this team in person any longer this season. This will mark the first time in the Thunder era in Oklahoma City I haven’t attended NBA playoff basketball in person.

And let me be clear–my attitude isn’t based merely on the Thunder’s record, but more to the point…their attitude. I have no respect for this Thunder team. I have no respect for their competitive or shall I say non-competitive approach to this basketball season.

Quite frankly, they appear to not give a shit at times. Plus, I’m tired of the two and a half stars and their repetitive bullshit as to when this season might actually kick in at some point. Clue to the Thunder Big Three…the Masters golf tournament is going on this week-end and apparently your season still hasn’t begun.

In all candor, this Thunder team doesn’t deserve to be playing in the playoffs. They are not worthy of advancing. They just aren’t.

This is a Thunder team which is 5-11 against teams from its own Northwest Division. This is a Thunder team which is the 29th ranked team in the NBA in shooting free throws. This is a Thunder team which has lost games against Dallas twice, Orlando, New York, Brooklyn, Atlanta, Phoenix, Charlotte, and Sacramento.

But as I wrote before and what to me is the most glaring sin is their non-committal effort to their craft while as a group drawing a salary of 134 million. Note to Clay Bennett—you could have given that money to Oklahoma teachers and actually done something worthwhile for the state. You should have saved some coin and gone 47-35 again with Victor Oladipo and Domas Sabonis instead of trying to win a pissing in the wind Super Team contest with the Warriors.

How many teachers in Oklahoma could you pay with Carmelo’s salary of $26 million this year? Based on the new teachers’ deal which they should of course take — I think that comes out roughly to 520 Oklahoma school teachers for Carmelo Anthony’s take for this season of play… but which of course still hasn’t started as of the Master’s golf week-end.

That very first Thunder team which went 23-59 is in fact one of my favorite Oklahoma City Thunder teams. They were young. They were innocent. They worked their asses off for Scott Brooks and gave me a good feeling in my heart. My heart aches for that team right now even with just 23 wins.

But this team does nothing for me.

Absolutely nothing.

Alex Abrines

I’m a fair guy at heart. I was tough on Alex Abrines earlier this season as I called him frilly and soft. I said he wasn’t worthy of being in the rotation.

But I was wrong. Since that home court disaster loss to the Milwaukee Bucks–Abrines has worked his tail off and become what I would call a viable NBA player.

His defense has become worlds better. His lateral movement has improved markedly. His overall defensive toughness has gone from a soft Euro to a decent NBA player.

But even more importantly—he’s been scoring the ball as well.

Alex Abrines deserves to be in Billy Donovan’s nine man rotation as the Thunder enter post season play. It’s time for the rookie Ferguson to sit and time to reward Abrines on with minutes since this team is such a horrid three point shooting team and needs shooting.

Alex Abrines is trending and in a good way.

Donovan should shave some of Carmelo’s minutes and start giving them to Abrines, Jerami Grant, and Pat Patterson depending on who’s hitting shots on a given night.

Carmelo should be given 22 minutes a night. If his play warrants it—then he gets fed more minutes. Carmelo is not an elite NBA player. He was an elite NBA player and it’s time either a coach or a general manager explain this to him in a subtle private setting. But again, on those nights when he’s able to move and be an asset.. feed him minutes. If not–limit his exposure.

My nine man rotation goes in this order…1 Westbrook, 2 Paul George, 3 Steven Adams, 4 Carmelo Anthony, 5 Corey Brewer, 6 Ray Felton, 7 Jerami Grant, 8 Alex Abrines, and 9 Pat Patterson. An NBA coach has to orchestrate 240 minutes of playing time in a regulation game. Little league at the Girl’s North Edmond Soccer League time is over. Billy Donovan needs to tighten it up and get with it.

Westbrook Can’t Beat Warriors by Himself in 111-107 Loss

Some of the Thunder fans were still booing Kevin Durant last night in a 111-107 home loss to the Golden State Warriors. Shame on every one of them. Seriously.

This was a night when some booing might have been in order, but if a person sitting inside of the Peake was going to boo their boos should have been directed at various Thunder players or a head coach or maybe even a general manager.

But to continue to boo Kevin Durant is beyond stupid because every time you watch this Thunder team play another game this season it validates Durant’s decision to leave OKC as fairly smart from a basketball standpoint.

In a regular season of NBA play in Oklahoma City marked by massive underachievement, this game may stand upon others as a prime example of a franchise which has itself viewed as being much, much better than it is from multiple standpoints.

Who would I have booed first if I were actually in attendance last night?

I would have booed Billy Donovan first for being stupid enough to allow Carmelo Anthony to have 36 minutes of playing time on a night in which he couldn’t have hit the Pacific Ocean if he were standing next to it.

I then would have booed Carmelo Anthony for not being a stand up guy on this team long ago and having helped Billy Donovan understand his role on this team should be much smaller.

I would have booed Paul George for playing like he was already back in Los Angeles in this game and in essence leaving Russell Westbrook by himself to keep this game as remarkably close as it was.

On a night where Golden State didn’t have Steph Curry, Iguodala, or Shawn Livingston—Sam Presti’s two big pickups from this summer went a combined 9-35 from the field and a combined 3-18 shooting threes. Carmelo was especially feeble in going 0-9 from distance.

What’s next for Sam Presti? Maybe trading Westbrook for Ginobli and Tony Parker this summer?

But I’m not going to boo Russell Westbrook. Because Westbrook played his ass off on a night when in reality you might have to say Alex Abrines of all people might have been the Thunder’s second best player on the floor.

I’ve never booed Durant and I will never boo Russell Westbrook. Period.

So some of you dumbasses who attend games at the Peake and who probably never followed the NBA much at all previous pre-Hurricane Katrina need to rise above your limited NBA exposure and smarten up NBA wise.

Because if you’re going to boo at least be smart enough to boo the appropriate parties.

As I wrote yesterday before the game it doesn’t matter where the Thunder end up seeding wise because they’ll beat themselves eventually, but it’s extremely unlikely they will beat a viable playoff contender four times in a two week period.

Teams That Can’t Make Free Throws

You know, the Thunder host the Golden State Warriors tonight and I’m honestly not stoked all that much. I hope the OKC fans don’t evoke the Cupcake chant and have come to terms with things so to speak.

The reality of the Thunder is they’re just not that good. Consider this, this is a team which lost Andre Roberson for the season and yet somehow became an even worse team shooting free throws than they were last year.

Consider the enormity of the above paragraph and you have this Thunder season in a proverbial nutshell.

It might have been iconic OCU coach Abe Lemons who once uttered this basketball proverb, but regardless of the source, it is a golden platitude of post season basketball at any level.

It states: “Teams which can’t make free throws are like dogs who play in the street–neither last very long.”

So as we near the sentencing segment of the this Thunder basketball season those Abe Lemons words I will hold close to my basketball heart knowing this group of Thunder out patients aren’t long for this basketball world being they’re the 29th worst team in the NBA in making free throws.

I’m not even at this point interested in which seed the Thunder fall in as in I don’t think it matters because the Thunder are their own toughest team on the schedule every night.

Seriously, if you divided the Thunder into two teams and they played each other do you really think either team would be able to win four games in two weeks?

Hell, Barry Tramel would be inside Chesapeake waiting until August for that to happen.

Way back early in the season I compared this team to Little Miss Sunshine, but thinking at some point they would grow beyond their dysfunction and that Billy Donovan would earn his $6 million and somewhat display the presence of a coach in a charge.

I was wrong. None of that happened.

These people have worn me out even almost as much as the Trump people except for the fact Thunder fans can’t affect the U.S. Treasury or start wars.

Anyway, Golden State at OKC tonight, but Toronto is at Cleveland as well at the same time.

Know what I mean?

By pure accident, I once ran into Abe Lemons in his front yard of all places, with him wearing his white bath robe trying to fix the tiny hose on his windshield wipers which squirts out water. He asked me to help him fix the hose and I did. One hour later–I had experienced the funniest conversation of my lifetime with another human being.

Villanova Too Much for the Big German

I did actually have Villanova winning the national championship on my bracket sheet. Only thing is…I had them either playing Virginia or North Carolina in winning their third national championship.

Villanova was the one obvious pick and Jay Wright’s squad held true in routing Mo Wagner and Michigan by a 79-62 count on Monday night in San Antonio.

The Big 12 was a little bit better than I thought they were in getting four teams to the Sweet 16. I had three Big 12 teams getting there, but not K State. I had Kansas getting beat in the Elite 8 game versus Duke–so I thought it was a good tournament for the Big 12.

The PAC 12 was horrific. The ACC had a bad tournament with Virginia, North Carolina, and Duke all torching. The SEC wasn’t much. To me, the storylines were Villanova, Sister Jean, and the Big 12 showing itself as the most balanced conference in this year’s tournament.

But Villanova was the one constant and they won their third national championship in the modern era on Monday night with relative ease as Donte D stole the show over Mo Wagner with an epic 31 point performance.