Author: Mike

Jeff Flake has consistently been critical of Donald Trump’s lack of character and veracity. So no surprise he’s written a book. Good for him. I’ve called one of Oklahoma’s senators SIX times since the inauguration asking his office when he might man up something like this considering he was a youth minister before becoming a politician. I think I’m going to buy James Lankford the book and send it to his office with a personal note of course.

One of my customers is a single mom whose two sons are both young Marines getting ready to be deployed.

The other day I asked, “Where are they headed?

As only a Marine mother could answer she replied, “The sandbox.”

I hesitated, then asked,”What does that mean exactly?”

Her eyes were a little red, but she said, “It means they’ll do their job.”

I thought of her and her two sons when I came across this video of General Kelly speaking to a group of Gold Star parents.

If you put politics aside and realize what it truly means to be an American it is genuinely humbling.

This is a great video and it may give some insights into who General John Kelly is as a man. But more importantly it reminds that being an American has nothing to do with this bullshit we’re watching 24/7.

Good for General Kelly as he begins the arduous task of cleaning out Caligula’s swamp. Eleven days, the little Sicilian lasted a mere eleven days after his outburst to the New Yorker.

Next should be Bannon. Then the microwave bimbo Kellyanne Conway. Then those two idiot sons of his. Then the son in law. Then the daughter he longs to have sex with in the Lincoln Room. All of them…gone. Be the good Marine you’ve always been, General Kelly. Get rid of this collection of human debris. All of them.

After the dumpster fire of a week in America last week, this is actually something good.

I’m assuming when General Kelly agreed to take this job there were precise stipulations attached. They’re all idiots and hopefully they’ll be gone by Friday.

Go for it, General Kelly. Run the stairs. Time to run the stairs and put and end to this shit.

It’s not just because of Donald Trump being elected POTUS, but more that Trump being able to get elected is an indicator of how far we’ve fallen culturally the past twenty years or so. How far we’ve devolved. John McCain voted no the other night on the GOP healthcare, but eight years ago he selected Sarah Palin as his running mate. See what I mean.

We lost our edge. We’ve become collectively lazy and somewhat dumb. We aren’t exceptional anymore and it’s not because of Donald Trump, it’s because of the collective us. Trump is just the symptom.

He’s not house trainable. So—they should give up with that. He’s a rogue, a hustler, a con artist, and grifter. He’s the only POTUS in history who lectured the Boy Scouts of America on oral clitoral stimulation. He is what he is.

I don’t think you discipline a grifter/furniture store sport fucker. You just try to insulate him between a human wall of Kelly, McMaster, and Mattis and pray America gets through this.

His core crazies don’t want him to change. He’s the anti Jeb Bush. If he and Scaramucci want to pierce their dicks during a White House briefing—then turn them loose. It’s what the Deplorables breathe for 24/7.

Caligula’s purge continues as Reince Preibus was fired as White House Chief of Staff and replaced by General John Kelly. Historically–it is the shortest tenure ever of a White House Chief of Staff. Preibus tried to house train him and failed miserably. He’s not Bush 41, he’s not even Bush 43, he’s a strip bar owner and Billy Bush’s favorite sport fucking hero. It is what he is. Period.

The theme with Caligula is very consistent. These people who work for him are diminished, denigrated, and eventually humiliated. But I don’t feel sorry for any of them. They know the score going in. They in essence are selling their souls to the devil and when his checks bounce…what can you really say? You sell your soul to a grifter con artist and this is how it usually ends.

We’re prayaing for you, General Kelly.

C’mon, he moved on her heavily and tried to fuck her. He took her furniture shopping and moved on her like a bitch. What more do you want from your president?

Did anyone really ever think the GOP had any real plan for healthcare reform for the American people? After eight years of tough talk and a complete unwillingness to repair Obamacare—the yarn came to a merciful end on Friday as John McCain saved his party and his country from embarrassing itself any further. Who knows, maybe even Mitch McConnell was in on it and knew he had John McCain’s no vote in hand to abdicate the GOP from any allegations whatsoever that they can actually govern beyond giving tax breaks to our wealthiest citizens.

Of course, tough talkers Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, and Ted Cruz all voted yes as we knew they would. In retrospect, can you really blame Caligula for routinely disparaging these three losers throughout the GOP primaries process. If you put these three in an iron cage you’d have to wonder if it would be a fight to the death or a threesome. I never would have written such a thought a week ago, but now that we live in the Golden Age of Antonio Scaramucci, apparently we need to write things about GOP men doing intimate things to one another.

We would assume McConnell and Ryan, being the ever paid for Koch Brother foot soldiers they truly are, will march forward to tax reform and the sacred holy grail known as the alternative minimum tax.

So we’ll never know. Did John McCain do the right thing for Americans or did he just do the right thing for the GOP by saving his party from itself and the messy prospect of actually doing something beyond just giving out tax breaks to the wealthiest Americans.

I need a break from the Purger and the Mucher. Nick always calms me. I love listening to him talk Thunder basketball. I do kind of like Scaramucci though in that if I read his recent comments correctly—he pretty much said Bannon sucks Trump’s cock whenever his brand needs a boost. Can’t disagree with that. Enough of that though.

For Rex Tillerson and the Boy Scouts of America

Lessons in Ruthlessness by Frank Underwood

I must admit… I genuinely despise both of these individuals, and in a sick twisted way it almost seems right they are at odds with each other a mere six months into Caligula’s reign of terror.

One, a New York grifter con artist, the other a southern racist redneck who in essence was picked because he was the one senator who most closely connected the dots from Caligula to the idiots who followed the Birther Movement. So–I must admit there does seem to be a poetic beauty to all of this for me.

Is it evil of me to smile?

The boy scouts will love this. A purger and a furniture store sport fucker all wrapped into one. Ironic, the biggest boy scout, Rex Tillerson, is apparently getting ready to resign as Sec of State. He should punch his wife right in the fucking mouth for ever getting him involved in this. Let the purges begin.

Still no word on Carmelo Anthony as to whether he’s going to be a Rocket or a Thunderer. It would be nice to have Carmelo, but either way — OKC has a very nice team in place. So we’ll see. I’ve seen both Westbrook and Harden, and from my perspective, Russell has a more competitive soul. He still has much to prove, and no one in the world wants to beat Golden State more than Russell Westbrook. Just sayin’.

LET’S GO THUNDER!