Author: Mike

Truly unbelievable. This is why you can’t have people who have no respect whatsoever for national institutions running the country. This is the candidate who was endorsed recently by Donald Trump and Mike Pence. What a joke.

What can you say? For the first time in their history–MSNBC has climbed to No. 1 while Fox has plummeted to No. 3. What a godsend for the Morning Joe group. A veritable plethora of Caligula lies and stupid statements to lead off with every single morning. The key here being ‘Every Single Morning’ isn’t hyperbole.

You could say he’s Caligula. You could say he’s Captain Queeg. You could say he’s George Costanza. You could say he’s a furniture store sport fucker. There’s so many things it’s hard to discipline yourself and go with just one on any given morning.

But most of all—he’s just an acutely immature, narcisstic, pathological lying piece of shit who by winning the White House has shown all of us how far we’ve fallen in this country.

For the first time in their eighteen year-old history, the Nashville Predators are headed to the Stanley Cup Finals. Impressive run for the Preds as they’ve beaten the Chicago Blackhawks, St. Louis Blues, and Anaheim Ducks on their way to claiming the Western Conference Championship.

Of the three teams left standing, Nashville has the strongest goaltender in Pecca Rinne and a red hot centerman in in Filip Forsburg. So, they should have a chance whether it be Pittsburgh or Ottawa as their opponent in the Finals.

Hopefully, the adults around Caligula on this world tour can medicate him before his meeting with the Pope in Vatican City. The Big Donald was a little testy back in February of 2016. But of course we all know how far Caligula has moved himself spiritually since then. I thought the Pope showed tremendous calm never evoking the name of Billy Bush with Caligula. One would think with a hostile America awaiting Caligula’s return–it will be all kisses and hugs today.

What an interesting day. Caligula visited the Western Wall. The Washington Post reported Donald Trump tried to have Mike Pompeo and Daniel Coats push back against Russiagate. And…Billy Bush with his life in ruin because he talked furniture store sport fucking tactics with Caligula was doing the talk show circuit.

If ever one single day illustrated how far America has fallen this might be a nice snapshot.

Here’s Caligula in a more reflective mood than when he told Billy he tried to fuck Nancy O’Dell like a bitch.

Given what the Washington Post went with today, he might want to consider staying in Israel.

Actually, his reading of ‘his’ speech in Saudi Arabia was … lucid. Who could have thought this possible? For once, he didn’t sound like the drunk Little League parent in the stands sharing all his inner thoughts. I don’t think this is going anywhere long-term as in the transformation of Caligula, I just think it’s more of all his family being around him 24 hours during this tour and telling him to act like a grownup for the next nine days. On to Israel.

To date, these NBA Playoffs have been a morass of nothingness. I watched the OKC-Houston series. Then I watched several games of the Houston-San Antonio series and several games from the Boston-Washington series. Otherwise, nothing has garnered my interest as an ardent NBA fan of over fifty years.

There’s no reason to watch. There’s nothing there worth watching until it’s LeBron vs. Nike’s West Coast All-Star Team in the Finals. I’ll watch those games just to see if the addition of Durant to the West Coast Nike All-Stars is enough to get Durant the championship he so much craves.

That should be a compelling series. But here’s the thing, we all knew this back on July 4th, 2016. So, in essence the fans of the other twenty-eight teams basically wasted their money and time going through a marathon 82 game regular season and three rounds of the NBA Playoffs.

In an age of relative parity in the other major sports, there is no competitive drama whatsoever in the NBA. None.

Think about the other sports. The Atlanta Falcons just made a Super Bowl and would have won it if not for an epic comeback by Tom Brady’s Patriots. The Chicago Cubs won a World Series. And if you’re a hockey fan like I am, you realize the Nashville Predators need only one more win against the Anaheim Ducks to get to the Stanley Cup Finals.

In other words, fans around in the other sports leagues have some skin in the game. Fans of the other twenty-eight NBA teams have no skin in the game currently unless you’re either a fan of the Cavs or Warriors.

In the past, we knew it was a given LeBron’s team would be in the Finals. But until Durant’s defection to Golden State there was always legitimate competitive drama in the Western Conference Playoffs. Some of the best basketball was actually played in the West leading into the Finals. But not now.

Here’s the thing, I’m completely over Durant leaving Oklahoma City. But as an overall fan of the NBA this is the part which pissed me off the most. The fact that by Durant joining the Warriors instead of say the Spurs, the Celtics, the Wizards, or even the Clippers we as fans now have nothing from a team standpoint worth watching unless you’re Durant’s mother or one of his handlers.

By contrast, the NHL is having an incredible post season. Defending champion Pittsburgh defeated the Washington Capitals in an epic seven game series in the East Semi-Finals. In both conferences, the four teams left standing, Pittsburgh, Ottawa, Nashville, and Anaheim all have a chance at winning the Cup. The games have been excellent and it’s what I’ve been following as a sports fan. In fact, the Penguins and Senators have a huge Game 5 later today which I’ll be watching. By contrast, why would I watch either of the NBA Conference Finals?

Kevin Durant made some remark last night about how if you don’t like one-sided boring non-competitive games–then don’t watch.

Hey, Kevin, you’re precisely correct.

I stopped watching. It was a waste of time.

Of course Bob Mueller’s investigation is going to take a turn towards becoming a criminal investigation. That’s what transpires when as a prosecutor you’re dealing with hoodlums who’ve broken various laws. This just won’t be about collusion with the Russians. This will run concurrent with tax evasion, money laundering with Russian oligarchs, perjury, obstruction of justice, etc. Plus, this gives Mueller wide latitude to explore anything he wants once he gets into this and begins deposing the nefarious Trump mafia trash as some of them begin to experience the feel of impending jail time.

You would think the list will read Trump, Flynn, Manafort, Ross, Stone, Page, Pence (Pence either obstructed justice or he’s the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth, pray hard, bruh) If nothing else, Pence should serve at least two years for being the most audacious hypocrite walking the earth.If he had any character whatsoever he would have quit the campaign when the Billy Bush video was released.

Plus, you have to figure Trump is so incredibly stupid he’ll continue tweeting and running his mouth to possibly steer Mueller even more as the investigation rolls itself out in the months to come.

I love legal stuff. My father told me bedtime stories about shit like this when I was a kid. The depositions will be fascinating. Several of these people will serve time. Hopefully, Donald Trump, our Pussy Grabber in Chief will be one of them. I have to say, it stuns me that anyone who has a daughter, a niece, a granddaughter, a wife, a girlfriend, a mother, a grandmother, an aunt, a female friend, a female dog or a female letter carrier could have voted for this piece of shit…but you did. How as the father of a daughter could you do this and be okay with it? How?

The really sad tragic part of all this is these white Republicans who fancy themselves as moral guardians basically endorsed a scumbag to become POTUS because a young black liberal served eight years in the White House and I guess that was too much for them.

Mike Pence’s obstruction of justice problem. Again, he’s either a complete idiot or an audacious liar. Why would you want either as POTUS?

My favorite closing summation scene of all-time. This was my father, so to speak.

Caligula and his dipshit followers no longer will need to fret Hillary Clinton’s e-mails. They just need to stay razor focused and pray the piece of shit they put into the White House doesn’t go to prison. But hey, if he does go to prison we would all expect Chris Christie, Billy Bush, and Newt to be there for him with conjugal visits.