Month: August 2017

I ended up voting for John Kasich and I would do the same today given the choices the country had on Nov. 8th. I knew my vote wouldn’t count given the rules in Oklahoma as per write in votes, but I’d do the same thing given the options.

What we found out yesterday was that Donald Trump as a Birther, a bigot, and a racist isn’t just a face card to pander to America’s more bigoted eligible voters. Instead, it showed this hasn’t just been a political performance too woo the dumb and dumbers. That in fact, he is a genuine racist himself and quite frankly a moral disgrace to this country on multiple levels.

Even Nixon at his worst could somewhat contain himself in public speaking settings. But what we saw yesterday wasn’t Steven Bannon, it was Donald Trump. The guy is a genuine racist which is somewhat surprising considering his prize sex toy ultimate sex fantasy daughter married Jerod Kushner and his grandchildren are Jewish. He basically even threw them under the bus in defending a group of neo-Nazis and KKK’ers.

And this isn’t just me ranting on an obscure blog. It’s Fox, it’s Tom Friedman, it’s David Brooks, it’s Steve Schmidt, it’s George Will, it’s Kathleen Parker, it’s Michael Gerson, it’s the Wall Street Journal, it’s conservative voices throughout this country saying or writing the obvious.

The obvious being, the furniture store sport fucking dude who left Billy Bush breathless and unemployed is a moral disgrace.

Little Caligula loses himself in a genuine Nathan Jessup moment of self realization. Dude wasn’t reading a Kelly/McMaster prepared statement yesterday. He was just being who he is…which is a racist.

It is what it is. Wow. Tuesday was probably the finest moment a sitting president has ever given to people like David Duke and the such. Duke and others like him thanked Trump profusely on social media after Tuesday’s performance which ostensibly was supposed to be about infrastructure. It was never going to be about infrastructure because Trump had his original comment on Charlottesville in his pocket.

I don’t know what to say to General Kelly and General McMaster except you should probably quit and start writing Dereliction of Duty II together. You’ve wasted your time and ruined your reputations.

Classic, classic Caligula going into full blown Roy Cohn mode today at Trump Tower. Somewhere in this there was a question asked about infrastructure…I think. But here’s the thing…the core could care less about infrastructure or the nuances of governing. Trump threw ’em the red meat and you could hear the core squealing with delight in New Confederate locales like West Virginia, Oklahoma, Alabama, Montana, and Idaho. I have to admit…it was vintage Caligula. His core loves this type of Jerry Springer Live shit. The little guy in Florida will probably have three different Alt Left T-shirts made by tomorrow morning. I bet Trump bumps up a bit in the polls. BTW…I don’t pay much of any attention to any of these polls. We are in unchartered waters as far as presidential behavior in relation to polls and such.

Trump always doubles and triples down. Always. The truth means nothing. Even when DNA evidence says otherwise. I loved the shots of John Kelly standing to the side. Just let David Duke be the Chief of Staff…seriously. Three generals aren’t going to house train Caligula.

True, Barack Obama did win the presidency twice, but we all saw what that produced. It resulted in the GOP (Grand Old Party) turning into the POAWP (Party of Angry White People). White people have been angry for eight years and they’re still angry even though they just elected the most morally unfit human to ever serve as POTUS. But he’s white and the fact he is a human junk bond and morally unfit to lead the greatest democracy in the history of the world matters not….because he’s white. He’s white. That’s the only qualification he has to be president of the United States. The fact is he didn’t even have the resume of Sarah Palin. But he was the Dolly Llama of Birtherism. That’s it. That was his resume.

The movie Guess Who’s Coming Dinner was made in 1967, and I guess what I’m saying here is that from I’ve witnessed we as a country really haven’t come very far dealing with racism in this country the past fifty years.

This is my favorite scene in the movie. The scene actually ends with Sidney Poitier saying to his father, “You think of yourself as a black man….I think of myself as a man.” Beautiful scene.

Before we get to that, here’s what we do already know excluding the question above.

We know as a businessman, he has defaulted on his debts through the legal nuance of bankruptcy at least four times.

We know he is a fervent furniture store sport fucker who makes no qualms whatsoever about moving heavily on married women and trying to fuck them like a bitch.

We know he bought the Miss Universe contest so he could go into the dressing rooms and see partially undressed women. How do we know? He bragged about it. Wanna see some elite tit….buy the Miss Universe contest. Every guy does that. No?

We know he purportedly has a testosterone count of 144 because he told us as much on a television interview.

We know he leases trophy wives like some guys lease luxury cars.

We know he would like to sleep with daughter Ivanka because he said as much. I’m not sure he went into the nuance of incest, but either way it would all fit in nicely with the West Virginia rallies. Hey, I mean, even if she’s your daughter there’s nothing in the Trump Doctrine which states you can’t move heavily on her, buy her a sofa, and then fuck her like a bitch.

We almost know he colluded with America’s chief geopolitical rival of the past seventy years to work a business quid pro quo which has benefitted him to an extent not yet determined. In a court of law we’re not totally there just yet though. Bobby Mueller has some more work to do with Michael Flynn, Wilbur Ross, and Paul Manafort.

We know with the certainty of a first year law student that he obstructed justice when he fired James Comey. How do we know this? We know because he admitted as much in a taped interview with Lester Holt.

We know he lives the Roy Cohn Doctrine 24/7. The doctrine reads…when hit, hit back harder and never admit you were wrong.

We know he hired Steven Bannon to be his inner circle KKK/neo Nazi guru. Gotta feed the core, baby.

We know he has publicly refused to refute David Duke and his pinhead followers.

We know a major component of his campaign was to build a wall and have Mexico pay for it.

We know he doesn’t see a need for Muslims in general.

We know he was the major figure in the moronic Birther Movement which was an overt gesture to appeal to America’s most racist elements.

We know he and his father tried to steer black renters away from their rental properties.

We know he was a major critic of David Dinkins and became embrolied in a NY murder trial involving five defendants of color who were exonerated on DNA evidence. We know Trump called for them to receive the death penalty even after the DNA evidence acquitted them.

These are things we know.

But do we know with absolute legal certainty if Donald Trump is himself a racist or if he just shamelessly panders to the dumbass white followers who are his political core?

Common adult human sense would tell us the motherfucker is a racist. But what I’ve presented here is a circumstantial case as to why I think the scumbag is a racist. But here’s the thing, in the America I see now, I’m not sure you could find twelve jurors who would side with the argument I just made.

And depending on the political affiliation of the judge, I’m not sure if even asking for a directed verdict from the bench would get me the courtroom conviction I’m seeking.

So, in a court of law can we say he’s a racist? I’m not sure. But as an overall all human we can clearly say he’s a morally vacant piece of shit douchebag.

That much we can say with certainty.

I wonder if I should send this to James Lankford’s office?

These guys should just come clean and replace John Kelly with David Duke. The alt right core would love it. It would be like a Dream Team of white racists and neo Nazis running the country. They’d still probably hover around 85% with the religous right vote. At some point, just come clean and be up front about it.

So—I’m guessing significant GOP senators were aghast when they heard Caligula’s initial lame comments on the act of domestic terror in Virginia yesterday. I’m also guessing there was a meeting of sorts to figure out a spin to restate Caligula’s response to the nation. I’m thinking maybe it was something like this…. but, hey they can’t go any further till the Koch Brothers have their alternative minimum tax break repeal in their pockets.

When you sleep with the David Dukes and the Steven Bannons of the world this is what you become. Next time just go into a southern city and lynch someone. You Trump voters should be especially proud on this one because this wasn’t a premeditated rabbit hole…this was an accidental revelation of character or therein lack of.

Truths hurts. But hey, it’s okay if a black guy is the star running back for your football team or the point guard for your NBA team.

Hey, General Kelly—why is Steve Bannon still on staff? Drain the swamp, he should have been gone the day after Scaramucchi’s firing. Please drain the swamp.

This may be the most singular pathetic thing I’ve seen to date from these people. Totally pathetic. Don’t give me books or speeches on acts of courage from your soldiers when you can’t act with similar courage and honor.

Get rid of Steve Bannon or walk.

When I witnessed Donald Trump’s comments following the events in Virginia today, I just shrugged it off as a ‘normal’ pathetic daily event in the Era of Trump. He shouldn’t have commented. These are the very same people he pandered to shamelessly with his Birther Movement and eventually with his candidacy through the Steve Bannon faction of white supremacy groups in this country. He should limit his comments on moving heavily on married women and trying to fuck them like a bitch. Know your wheelhouse, Caligula. Know your wheelhouse, buddy.

And I was having such a nice Ferris Bueller day off. A great day otherwise.

If Canada would take me as some sort of limited duel citizen I’d probably do it somewhere in Ontario. It wouldn’t be a difficult cultural move for me. I love ice hockey. I’d still love the Boston Bruins and wear my Bobby Orr hoodie, but I could become a Maple Leaf fan. I could go to Raptor games. The fishing is great and Moosehead Golden Lager is one of my three favorite beers. America has just become so fucking stupid. I don’t know if they would take me though when they see I currently reside in the New Confederacy province of Oklahoma.

Time for some favorite things today as it is going to be raining most of the day on this autumn-like August day in Oklahoma. My plan is simple. I’m going to go do the Waffle House five course gourmet meal. I’ve always wanted to do it since I saw it on Anthony Bourdain. I’m going to watch Fabulous Baker Boys…again. Then–I’m going to take the diva lab Pauli on a hike through our walking trails. After that get comfortable and watch the third round of the PGA Golf Championship. Then finish it off by going to my mom’s and eating her world famous chili enchiladas. I needed a reset day like this.