Trump Karaoke–Dealing With Our Village Idiot Prez

Just another Monday of our dumbass Prez. In less than a day, he basically undermined his own travel ban case before it got to the United States Supreme Court and then deftly threw Jeff Sessions and his own Justice Department under the bus three days before Comey’s public hearing. Unless you’re just a complete dumbass this is pretty much a day to day replay of Caligula’s presidency. It’s who he is.

Anyway, sometimes it’s good to do the Trump karaoke to release the stress and get thru the day. I’m so thrilled sixty million of you made the decision to put this person in the White House. Feel free to sing along, it might help.

What a complete fucking idiot.

And…if you’re one of the religious right who voted for Calig, this is an extra one for you. Make sure and read Corinthians before you watch it though.

The Championship Won in the Hamptons

Another easy double digit win for the Warriors in Game 2 inside Oracle. I was even able to watch most of Anthony Bourdain’s new episode from Anarctica. Beautiful episode by the way.

Cleveland may or may not win a game, we’ll see. But the math is overwhelmingly against the Cavs and this is why. When you add Durant to the Warriors nucleus mix–Curry, Durant, Thompson, and Green pretty much will give their team somewhere around a combined 84 points a game. This means if the rest of the Warriors roster can score say a combined 38 points then the West Coast Nike All Stars are going to be sitting around 122 points.

Tough to beat 122 points because the Warriors are actually a pretty decent defensive team.

This championship was decided in the Hamptons back in July of 2016. Whoever it was that made the closing sale to Kevin Durant is basically the Finals MVP. So, if it ultimately was Jerry West then Jerry West should get the Finals MVP award.

I feel a sadness for Sam Presti, Billy Donovan, Russell Westbrook, and Nick Collison. This should have been their moment. Just pause and reflect where we as Thunder fans might be tonight if not for those horrific last six minutes of Game 6 in last year’s Western Conference Finals. Durant and Westbrook would be lauded for being one of the game’s greatest twosomes, but instead the historical references will now go to Curry and Durant.

It’s so ironic how those six minutes not only forever changed the Thunder, but more importantly changed the entire NBA and perhaps NBA history.

Durant will get his ring and probably the Finals MVP trophy while Westbrook will get his regular season MVP on June 26th. But for the time being, Westbrook is on a team with no competitive chance of winning a title while Durant could win multiple titles if he stays in Oakland with Curry if they make the dollars work.

I will say this for Durant though, he’s turned himself into a wonderful all around player. His defense is worlds apart from what we saw in those first Durant years in Oklahoma City. He’s a complete, well rounded player worthy of a ring.

Maybe it’s karma for the fans of Seattle. Maybe it was never meant to be for Oklahoma City to win a championship. But from someone who watched all of it from Day 1 it was a glorious ride just with an ending none of us in Oklahoma were hoping for in the end.

Will Westbrook stay? I have no idea. I hope he does, but again the NBA is an agent driven league for the superstar elites in the game. If Durant stays in Oakland you could literally pick the next best ten players from the other twenty-nine teams and they’d still be a solid Vegas underdog to lose to these Warriors.

Why I Love PK Subban

One of my favorite players in the NHL even though he terrorized my Boston Bruins when he was a Montreal Canadian. Very offensively skilled defenseman. Nashville has an excellent assortment of defensemen and has a marked advantage over Pittsburgh in this regard. If you don’t know who PK Subban is then you need to know for more informed viewing for the rest of this series.

Great comments after Game 2 loss in Pittsburgh.

Preds Thump Penguins in Game 3

When a goaltender makes saves the team in front of him plays with confidence and swag. Such was the case on Saturday night as the Nashville Preds climbed back into the Stanley Cup Finals with an impressive 5-1 win over the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Pecca Rinne looked nothing like the sieve we saw in the first two games in this series. On the night, he stopped 27 of the 28 shots he faced and made every stop after allowing an early goal to of course rookie Jake Guentzel. In these playoffs, Rinne is 8-1 at home and has a .949 save percentage at home.

The Nashville crowd was incredible. Maybe the best hockey crowd I’ve ever seen as they were part of the game. It kind of reminded me of the Oklahoma City crowds in 2012 when the Thunder made their run to the NBA Finals. The city of Nashville has gone ga ga over their hockey team and it’s clear this team feeds off the energy of the crowd.

Pens goalie Matt Murray had a tough game only stopping 28 of 33 shots, but in all candor he was left out to dry on numerous occasions.

I think we’ve got us a hockey series, but this shouldn’t come as a surprise because as the 8th seed in the West the Preds beat Chicago, St. Louis, and Anaheim to get here. A very impressive run and of course they have their crowd.

Game 4 on Monday night in Nashville. Can’t wait.

Both coaches in this series are excellent. Both Pete Laviolette and Mike Sullivan have won a Stanley Cup championship as a coach. Here’s Pete Laviolette in his Game 3 post game presser. He doesn’t mince words. Hockey coaches generally don’t mince words.

Our NBA Playoffs of Nothingness

I watched about five live minutes of Game 1 of the much awaited NBA Finals then became bored and changed channels to the more intriguing tale of money laundering in a Cypriot bank starring Russians and New York real estate guys. Game 1 was as I feared it might be with the Nike West Coast All Stars having just too much offensive firepower for pretty much any team on the universe currently. This is just very simple…Curry, Durant, Green, and Thompson are too much on one roster in this age of salary cap pro sports.

Maybe Cleveland can make a game or two competitive or maybe Draymond Green will kick LeBron in the balls again to get him worked into some sort of hyper state, but I just don’t see it happening.

I mean, even before Durant exited Oklahoma City to join the team he couldn’t finish off last season in the Western Conference Finals — this was a Warriors nucleus that won 73 games last season and was one game away from finishing the Cavs in five games for a repeat. Just think, if Green hadn’t kicked LeBron in the balls we’d be seeing a threepeat with this nucleus plus Durant.

Make this clear, Durant didn’t put Golden State over the top, he puts them out of mathematical reach for any other team in the NBA. The Nike All Stars are 13-0 in these playoffs with an average victory margin of around 17 points a game. Yawn.

There is one silver lining in all of this, we pretty much know this Warriors group won’t visit the White House and waste their time with Caligula. The thought of Caligula and Cupcake in a photo op embrace might put me over the top.

Maybe in all of this there will be some closure for Kevin and his mother. Maybe now that he’s finally won an NBA ring he can move on to another team in the league and the NBA can have some degree of competitive legitimacy again. Kevin himself said he was very intrigued with the Celtics last July in the Hamptons. My advice to Kevin Durant would be get your ring then maybe opt out to some other team in a big market like Boston, LA, or even Washington D.C. Dude, your mother won’t say this, but I will…you’ve ruined the NBA.

Consider this—if some GM could put Westbrook, Harden, Kawhi, and Lebron together on the same roster they might be able to beat the West Coast All Stars, but even then that wouldn’t be a given.

If only Jerry West, Elgin Baylor, and Wilt could have joined the Celtics—who knows how many rings they would have won.

Sid Crosby on the Pens Post Season Run

This is what to date we’ve never seen from Durant in the NBA. That being, a super star taking ownership of his team and leading them to multiple titles, or in Durant’s case just one. The NBA Finals start tonight. I’m completely over Durant leaving Oklahoma City. But as an overall fan of basketball, I must admit I’m curious to see if Durant can get past his LeBron mental block as a member of the Warriors. If you take away Westbrook breaking Oscar’s record, this has been a season of nothingness. I’m hopeful the Finals give us something worth watching.

Penguins Take 2-0 Lead in Stanley Cup Finals

These Penguins have the look of a defending champion on a mission to repeat. It’s that simple. They find different ways to win, but in the end they just find ways to win hockey games. In games in which they’ve been outshot by ten or more shots in these playoffs they’re 6-1. Enough said.

For the second straight game the Nashville Preds looked poised to win a road game in these Finals. But for the second straight game Pittsburgh exploded for three goals in a quick burst to take both games and head back to Nashville with a 2-0 series lead.

To be blunt, Pecca Rinnie has been abysmal in net for Nashville. The Predators have no chance to win this series if his play continues at this level. Of the nine Pittsburgh goals scored in the first two games, by my count, four of the goals have been soft. You can’t win the Super Bowl without solid QB play. You can’t win the World Series without pitching. And you can’t win the Stanley Cup with you netminder giving up soft goals in bunches.

Conversely, Penguin rookie goalie Matt Murray has been outstanding. He was my No. 1 Star in Game 2 and played well enough in Game 1 for his team to win.

Rookie winger Jake Guentzel has been incredible in these Finals. He has both game winners and three goals in the two games. All told, Guentzel has 12 goals in the playoffs and is the hunt to break Dino Cicarelli’s rookie record of 14 goals scored in a single playoff season.

Game 3 is in Nashville on Saturday. Very simple. Pecca Rinnie needs to bring his game and give his team a chance.

Sean Spicer Hits Rock Bottom

It’s just very sad and tragic. So bad I almost feel sorry for him. From that first briefing when he tried to change the perception of crowd size, nothing has changed. It’s painful to watch. For his sake, I hope this was his last public briefing. Maybe when this is over he can go into rehab and get another job. SNL shouldn’t do anymore Spicer skits. It’s piling on to what clearly is a mentally ill human being.