Author: Mike

This whole deal is just so incredibly stupid. And I’ll say this the GOP people who are now bailing out him are a joke in that they never should have endorsed him in the first place. Now–if you’re talking about Donald Trump running to be President of the Strip Bar Association in Atlantic City then I’d say…yeah, this guy is qualified to hold that position. If you’re going to tell me he’s going to buy Hustler magazine or be a writing voice on a punk alt right website–then, yeah I could see that as well. But to be president of the United States…are you kidding? Have you people lost your f—ing minds?

Anyway, here’s Donald Trump sex talking with Howard Stern and getting Stern all worked up.

Stunning week for the campaign of huckster GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump. He embarrassed himself with the Miss Universe debaucle. Then the revelation he’s basically not paid any federal income tax in the past twenty years. Now—the revelations of the Access Hollywood video which in essence clearly shows he’s the most unfit presidential canidate in over two hundred years of American presidential politics.

And should anyone be surprised? I can’t imagine why unless you live with your head buried in the ground. This is who the guy is and he’s made no pretense about it whatsoever. None. If you’re a Trump supporter this isn’t on him, it’s squarely ON YOU for allowing this to get as far as it did. To me, this is the equivalent of a driver getting a DUI. If you voted for Trump in the GOP primaries your voting rights should be suspended for two years pending certain rehab procedures. Maybe reading a book would be a starting point.

Steven Schmidt, former John McCain campaign director, put it best this morning on Meet the Press when he candidly stated there’s been a complete intellectual rot in the current Republican party. He said it, I didn’t. So in essence the guy who ran John McCain’s presidential campaign said around half of the GOP voters in this country are too dumb to vote. Semantics aside, it sounds fairly similar to what Hillary Clinton said in regard to the Deplorables who see Trump fit to be president.

To me, what’s truly amazing is that it took this Access Hollywood video to actually kick start this discussion on why Donald Trump should never have been the nominee of either party for the Presidency to begin with. And I could care less what Bill Clinton did or didn’t do twenty years ago because I never voted for him.

None of you should bitch nary a syllable when Hillary Clinton becomes the 45th president of the United States because this is squarely on you. Not on the Dems. Not on Hillary Clinton. Not on the media. Not even Donald Trump. This is squarely on you.

I actually enjoyed last night’s VP debate. Mike Pence was in a virtually impossible spot trying to mitigate all the incredibly stupid things Dopey has said during the course of his presidential campaign, but he showed poise in answering Kaine’s truthful avalanche of statements in regards to Dopey’s unfitness to be president of the United States. I saw it as a draw pretty much with Pence getting the edge for demeanor and Kaine getting the edge for veracity.

I can’t imagine this having a bearing on the election because ultimately what undecided voters will have to decide is if they want Dopey in possession of the nuclear codes. Good luck with that. Can you historically visualize Dopey in place of JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis? You can’t because none of us would be here typing, reading, or doing much of anything. Poof…gone.

One good thing about last night is that Pence will replace Lyin’ Ted Cruz as the voice of the alt right Tea Party heading into the 2020 election. One would think think Little Marco Rubio is done as well. So–in essence Pence while committing perjury in not answering Kaine’s allegations honestly in regards to Dopey has propelled himself to front runner status for the GOP nomination in 2020 along with Paul Ryan. Even though I could never vote for Pence–I’d buy him a beer for making sure I never have to listen to anything the dipshit Lyin’ Ted Cruz ever says again.

One would think Dopey won’t take kindly to Pence stealing the show from him so we’ll have to keep an eye on all of that. Ego means everything to Dopey so if Pence goes missing don’t completely dismiss another House of Cards like subplot taking place in all of this.

Dopey and Crooked Hillary meet again on Sunday in the second presidential debate which is a town hall format. Hopefully, Kellyanne Conway can get some Viagra or Cialis pumped into Dopey’s veins so he doesn’t wither and go limp like he did in the first debate after fifteen minutes.

Crooked Hillary can’t be overconfident though. Bill seems lost on the campaign trail as a surrogate and is publicly calling Obamacare crazy. Meanwhile… Libertarian VP canidate Bill Weld has finally realized Gary Johnson is even more clueless than Dopey and is opening campaigning against Dopey so as Crooked Hillary can keep the nuclear codes away from him.

Where are you Michael Lewis? Hoping working your manuscript for Losers II.

Eventually … I’ll weave back towards Thunder basketball, but not just yet.

Hope the Maureen Dowd style take wasn’t too much, but when all you’ve got to write about are Losers what else is there to do?

Keep in mind I’m not voting for Hillary Clinton, but she just absolutely cleaned Dopey Trump’s clock tonight in the first debate. Between her subtle jabs at all of Trump’s obvious flaws as a canidate and his inability to stop sniffing like he’d sniffed a kilo of coke before the debate it was a seventh round TKO even though Melania was almost naked in the audience. This should be Kelleyanne Conway’s strategy in the second debate…namely have Melania show up totally naked so as America won’t notice what a clueless dumbass her old, rich, racist husband is.

But here’s the thing….it won’t matter to the birthers, sniffers, and the tweakers because Donald Trump is their boy hell or high water.

In my adult voting life Dopey Trump is the most abjectly unqualified presidential nominee from one of the two major parties. Even former Alabama governor George Wallace was more qualified than Dopey. But the guy still probably has a puncher’s chance and that’s squarely on America and how far the culture in this country has fallen in the past twenty years as a Democratic republic.

Note to Kelleyanne Conway: Dopey wasn’t debating Lyin’ Ted Cruz or Little Marco Rubio tonight. Have Melania show up naked for the second debate.

We have the two Losers squaring off tonight in the first presidential debate and we’ve yet to get started and Trump has already told a lie in claiming moderator Lester Holt is a Democrat. Not true, Hunt is a registered Republican. But you know what–it doesn’t matter what Trump says. He’s pulled even in the polls and it just doesn’t matter what he says because the people who are going to vote for him hate Hillary Clinton more than they hated Hitler. It just doesn’t matter.

He can say Putin would be better to work with than Paul Ryan if he’s elected. He could say Lyin’ Ted Cruz will be his first Supreme Court nomination. He can say he’s firmly convinced Hillary Clinton was responsible for the escalation of the Vietnam War and it wasn’t LBJ. He could say he’ll sell the state of Oklahoma to Putin and he’d still get 65% of the vote in Oklahoma. He could even stand up at the end of the debate shoot both Lester Hunt and Hillary Clinton dead in front of 100 million television viewers and it just wouldn’t matter. It would push him in front in both Colorado and North Carolina with millennials.

This is where America is right now as a nation. A reality television presidential election where Kim Kardashian would have a better chance of defeating Donald Trump than either Hillary Clinton or those sixteen GOP canidates who all fell by the wayside.

So–I’m not really sure why America thinks tonight is going to be some kind of breakthrough moment in this election.

It just doesn’t matter. It doesn’t.

The earth is flat. Hillary Clinton was the chief birther. Lyin’ Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the assassination of JFK and Lester Holt is a Democrat.

As someone who was raised by a criminal defense trial lawyer–this looks pretty simple to me. Either second degree murder or manslaughter. Having a narcotic in your car does not entitle the police to execute a person in the streets who is not resisting arrest. This is just absolutely pathetic. Again…do you really think this would have happened to a white man?

Forty-nine days left till election day. One week till the first debate. Most polls have it too close to call in the four battleground states of Florida, Ohio, North Carolina, and Pennslyvania. John Kasich’s advisor told Trump to grow the f–k up and apologize to President Obama for the whole Birther Conspiracy bullshit. Who would have thought….a Republican with a conscious in this election where it’s conceivable Hitler or Mussolini could have garnered Electoral College votes based on hard support from the alt right and the thought Chris Christie could be the next attorney general of the United States? Who would have thought? Who needs open access bridges? Really, I mean who needs them?

Anyway, it is what it is. This made me smile though. Bill Maher breaks down his take of Birthers vs. Apers.

The truth is we have two Americas and consequently constant political gridlock as this country tries to operate as one. This is still one of my favorite movie scenes of all-time.

One of the few bright spots of this otherwise bleak presidential election cycle has been Michelle Obama. Unfortunately, she isn’t a canidate of either party. She’s smart and tough and would probably whip Donald Trump’s pansy ass if it ever came to that. As a country we really haven’t come as far as we thought we might have in these past eight years. 61% of registered GOP voters either didn’t believe or had doubts of Barack Obama’s birth as an American citizen. Was it because he was liberal? Was it because he was president of the Harvard Law Review? Was it because he was young? No…it was because he’s black and as a nation we still haven’t ridded our country of an older generation which quite frankly still embraces a somewhat hidden plantation mentality. He’s black. That’s why the racist-coward Donald Trump demanded his birth certificate. That’s why the racist-coward Donald Trump demanded his college transcipts. Did Trump ever ask for any of this from Mitt Romney?

Did the racist-coward Trump ever ask this of either Little Marco Rubio or Lyin’ Ted Cruz? Of course not, neither are black. He just quizzed Rubio on his penis and Cruz on his father possibly aiding Lee Harvey Oswald.

It is what it is and if you’re a Trump supporter and you can somehow rationalize any of this I actually feel sorry for you.

Even for Donald Trump today’s staged performance was quite something to behold. The man who stirred the Birther Movement and has fueled it for many years this very morning blamed Hillary Clinton for the movement, then took credit for proving President Obama was indeed born in Hawaii. Even for a reality television star this took his campaign to new levels of audacity. Both of these claims are perjury. Nothing more, nothing less. But you know what…it won’t matter. People in this election care little if anything about the truth even when all you have to do is google and it’s all there to be witnessed. It’s truly stunning how dumb America has become. Truly stunning.