I actually enjoyed last night’s VP debate. Mike Pence was in a virtually impossible spot trying to mitigate all the incredibly stupid things Dopey has said during the course of his presidential campaign, but he showed poise in answering Kaine’s truthful avalanche of statements in regards to Dopey’s unfitness to be president of the United States. I saw it as a draw pretty much with Pence getting the edge for demeanor and Kaine getting the edge for veracity.
I can’t imagine this having a bearing on the election because ultimately what undecided voters will have to decide is if they want Dopey in possession of the nuclear codes. Good luck with that. Can you historically visualize Dopey in place of JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis? You can’t because none of us would be here typing, reading, or doing much of anything. Poof…gone.
One good thing about last night is that Pence will replace Lyin’ Ted Cruz as the voice of the alt right Tea Party heading into the 2020 election. One would think think Little Marco Rubio is done as well. So–in essence Pence while committing perjury in not answering Kaine’s allegations honestly in regards to Dopey has propelled himself to front runner status for the GOP nomination in 2020 along with Paul Ryan. Even though I could never vote for Pence–I’d buy him a beer for making sure I never have to listen to anything the dipshit Lyin’ Ted Cruz ever says again.
One would think Dopey won’t take kindly to Pence stealing the show from him so we’ll have to keep an eye on all of that. Ego means everything to Dopey so if Pence goes missing don’t completely dismiss another House of Cards like subplot taking place in all of this.
Dopey and Crooked Hillary meet again on Sunday in the second presidential debate which is a town hall format. Hopefully, Kellyanne Conway can get some Viagra or Cialis pumped into Dopey’s veins so he doesn’t wither and go limp like he did in the first debate after fifteen minutes.
Crooked Hillary can’t be overconfident though. Bill seems lost on the campaign trail as a surrogate and is publicly calling Obamacare crazy. Meanwhile… Libertarian VP canidate Bill Weld has finally realized Gary Johnson is even more clueless than Dopey and is opening campaigning against Dopey so as Crooked Hillary can keep the nuclear codes away from him.
Where are you Michael Lewis? Hoping working your manuscript for Losers II.
Eventually … I’ll weave back towards Thunder basketball, but not just yet.
Hope the Maureen Dowd style take wasn’t too much, but when all you’ve got to write about are Losers what else is there to do?