Disclaimer: I read something Kate Bennett referred to as a ‘book’ titled ‘Free Melania’. It would rank as the worst book I’ve read in the past decade….. easily. It was a HUGE disappointment. Total Slovenian fluff through the filter of a struggling CNN writer of sorts..
Rick Wilson and I agree…the Slovenian FLOTUS diaries in regards to the ‘big’ Donalt are much better.
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Part 1
‘So, typical day.
I gets up, does the Peloton until you know, am sweatings like same way Donalt is sweating when he climb maybe two stairs. No, diary, Not two flight of stair. Two stairs. No, is not mean, Is real!
But Peloton is good. You see this body? Work, bitches.
Anyhows…typical day. I don’t has to see him on typical day, which is you know…good. Prenup is points system; go to rally, 50 points. Go to press conference 100 points. Don’t asks what get 5000 points, but I would rather doing so with Justin Trudeau, if you know what I am meaning.
So he is saying to me, “Why you no look at me as you look at Justin and Macroon?”
Diary, one day creepy Jared see me texting Justin, I am telling you this if Roger Stone does anything to FLOTUS.
Please gods of Slovenia… don’t let him be releect. Please….I am begging you.
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