I finally finished my first country music hit song. Only in Oklahoma could this yarn between Gundy and Boone have taken place. I don’t even think in godforsaken Alabama this shit would have been allowed. Although Tommy Tuberville versus Jeff Sessions for a U.S. Senate seat is pretty close.
I have to admit… I’ve come to love this song. I live in this Tiger King HOA of dysfunction in Deer Creek which makes Joe Exotic seem tame by comparison. It’s just stunning at times…you just ask God why he put all these white people in Oklahoma together.
It’s all so Oklahoma.
Oklahoma shouldn’t even be allowed to be a state truth be known. The land should be annexed by Texas and put under their tax jurisdiction,
I finally finished the third verse with Boone surrendering to Gundy in the epic country music hit ‘I Saw A Mullet’.
I need to go Nashville and start selling the song.
I’ll put it on here later this week.