Frank Costanza Snow Day Binge Watching

A brutal arctic front headed right for Deer Creek, Oklahoma. I’m not moving the next two days. This front could be life threatening. Pauli doesn’t know it yet but I’m setting her up with a Pup Porta Potty in my wife’s utility plant room.

This will go over big like when I caught the patio sofa on fire smoking a faux Cuban in forty mile per hour winds.

I love Frank Costanza. With each passing year I see more of Frank Costanza in me.

In this order my six favorite Seinfeld characters go… 1 Frank, 2 Elaine, 3 Kramer, 4 George , 5 Newman, and 6 Jerry.

Jerry just really never did all that much for me.

I’ve always wondered if rural Trump whites loved Seinfeld like I do or if Seinfeld is just primarily an urban thing.

I’d love to see that as a polling question on Smerconish sometime.

I’m guessing if you polled twenty thousand rural Trump whites…only 15 per cent would vote they were huge Seinfeld fans. I might send that one into Michael and see what he thinks. I’m guessing 85 per cent would be more entertained hanging a sitting vice-president or U.S Supreme Court Justice.

I’m going to binge watch Seinfeld and drink some wine tomorrow.

Be safe, be warm, and make sure you bring the dogs inside.

It’s like my good buddy Ferris Bueller once said, ” It’s how you spend a day off which ultimately defines you.”

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