‘Your Honor, at this time the prosecution would like to enter the following video into evidence. At a later time, the State would like to comment as to the evidentiary relevance within the context of other admitted evidence.’
‘Granted. Please proceed, Mr. Jackson.’
‘Thank you, Your Honor.’
Footnote: “Putin no doubt has contempt for the weak and malleable orange Mr. Trump with his tiny raccoon-like hands and gerbil-sized genitals.”
Editor’s Note: ‘What I did here was use part of a sentence from Maureen Dowd and a thought of my own in the structure of this sentence. Unlike FLOTUS 45 when she plagiarized Michelle Obama…I want to make sure and give Maureen credit for half of the sentence. No wonder FLOTUS 45 has that dour expression on her face 24/7.’