Don’t we all wish we were Joe Biden right now.
He inherited a Civil War instigated by our village idiot. He inherited a pandemic where half of Village Idiot’s followers refused to get vaccinated and instead opted to use various horse remedies to protect themselves from Covid.
It gets better.
Village Idiot then cozied up with Putin at Helsinki in an attempt to dismantle the World Order of Dwight D. Eisenhower and George Marshall with the hopes of putting the U.S. in the same sphere as that of Putin and Bubble Boy from North Korea.
Somewhere in there he fired Bulldog Mattis, Reince Priebus, General John Kelly, General McMasters, Jeff Sessions, Rex Tillerson, and accused both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama of multiple felony offenses.
And, of course, he completely dissed American intelligence which has to date nailed every bit of the intel leading up to Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.
Whew…that’s a lot of accomplishments for just your basic run of the mill pathological sociopath.
I need to exhale and catch my breath.
Now…where was I?
Village Idiot had a really busy four years there packaged in between chasing eastern Euro escort tail, modifying FLOTUS 45’s prenup monthly, cheating at golf, tweeting with his tweet soulmate/driver Danny Scavino, and basically setting the United States back at least fifty years.
But, you know, otherwise it was fairly uneventful.
Oh, I forgot, Village Idiot set the North American record by getting the most blow jobs ever from Lindsey Graham. That’s 1,460 blow jobs if you need me to do the math.
So… Joe Biden…while I’m fervently praying for the Ukrainians…I’ve got you right there next to them in my 24/7 prayers.
Joe Biden…you need a momentum changing song. Trust me on this.