I guess this is actually going to happen tomorrow. American voters have elected a man even Jerry Springer admitted he couldn’t vote for. Maybe he’ll surprise us and not get into a showdown of nuclear chicken on his Twitter account with North Korea and Iran. Maybe he won’t get us into a trade war with China. Maybe one of the spinoff companies he owns will actually make a product in America at some point and time. Maybe. But this is for you, Trump supporters. For you and you alone.
And then of course, there was this. Oh, you Trumpers. You did it. This is what you did.