Why Does Size Matter to Donald Trump So Much So Often?

Four days after the fact and Donald Trump still has toady little Sean Spicer still obsessing about the size of the inauguration crowd. Are you kidding? I’m convinced at this point Donald Trump either has penis envy or penis size insecurity issues. I’m not trying to be Dr. Phil or anything on a blog which ostensibly is about the Oklahoma City Thunder basketball team, but he seems almost neurotic and insecure about his penis. If I’m Putin… and I want to rattle this guy before I start taking the Baltics and Eastern Europe…I’d create an alias Twitter account under the name of one of those Russian prostitutes and start sex chatting Trump’s penis size on Twitter with all the world to see while Russia goes about annexing eastern Europe. Tomorrow morning first thing, Kellyanne Conway should show this video to Trump and see if she can work him through this.

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