When Dave Letterman was still on the air I ran the Top Ten Home Office here in Deer Creek, Oklahoma. I miss Dave. I genuinely do. I’ve been very quiet on the political front on here with the NBA season just about upon us.
I’ve got a little pre-opening night jitters so I thought I might do a Top Ten List to settle in.
So…. FROM THE DAVE LETTERMAN HOME OFFICE IN DEER CREEK, OKLAHOMA
Top Ten Kanye West Casual Presidential Meeting Observations
#10 Probably not smart to go on a drinking binge in a D.C bar with Bret Kavanaugh just before highly intellectual exchange of ideas with Donald Trump.
# 9 You can say or do anything in public if you’ve had sex with a Kardashian.
# 8 Clearly a seamless replacement for Wilbur Ross over at Dept of Commerce.
# 7 Billy Bush would be smart to not get on a bus with this particular rapper.
# 6 Fairly certain this is who Mike Pence gets his top tier escort cell numbers from.
# 5 Could have become governor of Oklahoma eight years ago and actually elevated the office.
# 4 On hindsight would have been prudent not to mix meth, animal tranquilizers, and Bud Lights in that D.C. bar with Justice Kavanaugh.
# 3 Sarah Palin found perfect fit to replace Todd as soul mate.
# 2 Not to be stereotypical, but pretty certain this is what it’s like over at HUD behind closed doors after some gin and tonics with Ben Carson.
# 1 And the No. 1 casual Kanye West presidential meeting observation is…..drum roll, please.
Obvious judicial choice for third Trump Supreme Court nomination in second term.