There Is No Art of the Deal

So…in actuality, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Sean Hannity in equal one-third parts are in reality the 45th POTUS. The person you see embarrassing himself and our country is a mere puppet of historical proportions. Historical proportions which make every president which preceded him as Mount Rushmore worthy.

William Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, and Richard Nixon…you were just absolved. You weren’t really all that bad in retrospect.

I’m not sure if Mitch McConnell got his third in as much as like Paul Ryan he’ll at some point have his legacy set on fire and be kicked in a ditch as well….if not already. Oh, what it is to be a Trump enabler bitch in the days of cable television. Yes, Mitch…this is when you swallow.

This is Donald Trump’s shutdown. He bragged about it. He pumped his chest about like the dumbass he truly is. Only the most deplorable of the Deplorables will spin this any other way. If only Ayn Rand were still living she could be standing next to the Art of the Deal Prez who’s only deal to date was being born into Freddie Trump’s inheritance. This is why not one creditable financial institution in the United States other than five star escort services will deal with Caligula.

Every day is an embarrassment of monumental achievement with our boy Trump.

One would assume if a random group of fourth graders were chosen off the streets they could run the White House and the country better than Trump and his enablers.

So tell me in this byzantine yarn of sorts how in monetary lingo did that tax cut to our wealthiest trickle down to a point where the United States projected GDP for the first fiscal quarter 2019 could actually be zero if this Trump shutdown continues two more weeks or so. Just so our keen Prez doesn’t know…the airline industry alone and related parts contribute $1.5 trillion to the annual GDP.

And we assume Trump our Village Idiot is aware the Super Bowl takes place in Atlanta next week which is in essence the most nightmarish security watch in America. Can you see a Tom Clancy-like novel already taking place on Super Bowl Sunday in Atlanta?

Trump can’t. Because he’s on his knees in front of Sean Hannity with his back turned to America.

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