Is Donald Trump a Racist?

Before we get to that, here’s what we do already know excluding the question above.

We know as a businessman, he has defaulted on his debts through the legal nuance of bankruptcy at least four times.

We know he is a fervent furniture store sport fucker who makes no qualms whatsoever about moving heavily on married women and trying to fuck them like a bitch.

We know he bought the Miss Universe contest so he could go into the dressing rooms and see partially undressed women. How do we know? He bragged about it. Wanna see some elite tit….buy the Miss Universe contest. Every guy does that. No?

We know he purportedly has a testosterone count of 144 because he told us as much on a television interview.

We know he leases trophy wives like some guys lease luxury cars.

We know he would like to sleep with daughter Ivanka because he said as much. I’m not sure he went into the nuance of incest, but either way it would all fit in nicely with the West Virginia rallies. Hey, I mean, even if she’s your daughter there’s nothing in the Trump Doctrine which states you can’t move heavily on her, buy her a sofa, and then fuck her like a bitch.

We almost know he colluded with America’s chief geopolitical rival of the past seventy years to work a business quid pro quo which has benefitted him to an extent not yet determined. In a court of law we’re not totally there just yet though. Bobby Mueller has some more work to do with Michael Flynn, Wilbur Ross, and Paul Manafort.

We know with the certainty of a first year law student that he obstructed justice when he fired James Comey. How do we know this? We know because he admitted as much in a taped interview with Lester Holt.

We know he lives the Roy Cohn Doctrine 24/7. The doctrine reads…when hit, hit back harder and never admit you were wrong.

We know he hired Steven Bannon to be his inner circle KKK/neo Nazi guru. Gotta feed the core, baby.

We know he has publicly refused to refute David Duke and his pinhead followers.

We know a major component of his campaign was to build a wall and have Mexico pay for it.

We know he doesn’t see a need for Muslims in general.

We know he was the major figure in the moronic Birther Movement which was an overt gesture to appeal to America’s most racist elements.

We know he and his father tried to steer black renters away from their rental properties.

We know he was a major critic of David Dinkins and became embrolied in a NY murder trial involving five defendants of color who were exonerated on DNA evidence. We know Trump called for them to receive the death penalty even after the DNA evidence acquitted them.

These are things we know.

But do we know with absolute legal certainty if Donald Trump is himself a racist or if he just shamelessly panders to the dumbass white followers who are his political core?

Common adult human sense would tell us the motherfucker is a racist. But what I’ve presented here is a circumstantial case as to why I think the scumbag is a racist. But here’s the thing, in the America I see now, I’m not sure you could find twelve jurors who would side with the argument I just made.

And depending on the political affiliation of the judge, I’m not sure if even asking for a directed verdict from the bench would get me the courtroom conviction I’m seeking.

So, in a court of law can we say he’s a racist? I’m not sure. But as an overall all human we can clearly say he’s a morally vacant piece of shit douchebag.

That much we can say with certainty.

I wonder if I should send this to James Lankford’s office?

Maybe David Duke Should be the Next W.H. Chief of Staff

These guys should just come clean and replace John Kelly with David Duke. The alt right core would love it. It would be like a Dream Team of white racists and neo Nazis running the country. They’d still probably hover around 85% with the religous right vote. At some point, just come clean and be up front about it.

Trump, GOP Senators Differ on Charlottesville Terrorism

So—I’m guessing significant GOP senators were aghast when they heard Caligula’s initial lame comments on the act of domestic terror in Virginia yesterday. I’m also guessing there was a meeting of sorts to figure out a spin to restate Caligula’s response to the nation. I’m thinking maybe it was something like this…. but, hey they can’t go any further till the Koch Brothers have their alternative minimum tax break repeal in their pockets.

When you sleep with the David Dukes and the Steven Bannons of the world this is what you become. Next time just go into a southern city and lynch someone. You Trump voters should be especially proud on this one because this wasn’t a premeditated rabbit hole…this was an accidental revelation of character or therein lack of.

Truths hurts. But hey, it’s okay if a black guy is the star running back for your football team or the point guard for your NBA team.

Hey, General Kelly—why is Steve Bannon still on staff? Drain the swamp, he should have been gone the day after Scaramucchi’s firing. Please drain the swamp.

This may be the most singular pathetic thing I’ve seen to date from these people. Totally pathetic. Don’t give me books or speeches on acts of courage from your soldiers when you can’t act with similar courage and honor.

Get rid of Steve Bannon or walk.

The Czar of Birtherism

When I witnessed Donald Trump’s comments following the events in Virginia today, I just shrugged it off as a ‘normal’ pathetic daily event in the Era of Trump. He shouldn’t have commented. These are the very same people he pandered to shamelessly with his Birther Movement and eventually with his candidacy through the Steve Bannon faction of white supremacy groups in this country. He should limit his comments on moving heavily on married women and trying to fuck them like a bitch. Know your wheelhouse, Caligula. Know your wheelhouse, buddy.

And I was having such a nice Ferris Bueller day off. A great day otherwise.

If Canada would take me as some sort of limited duel citizen I’d probably do it somewhere in Ontario. It wouldn’t be a difficult cultural move for me. I love ice hockey. I’d still love the Boston Bruins and wear my Bobby Orr hoodie, but I could become a Maple Leaf fan. I could go to Raptor games. The fishing is great and Moosehead Golden Lager is one of my three favorite beers. America has just become so fucking stupid. I don’t know if they would take me though when they see I currently reside in the New Confederacy province of Oklahoma.

A Day for Some Favorite Things

Time for some favorite things today as it is going to be raining most of the day on this autumn-like August day in Oklahoma. My plan is simple. I’m going to go do the Waffle House five course gourmet meal. I’ve always wanted to do it since I saw it on Anthony Bourdain. I’m going to watch Fabulous Baker Boys…again. Then–I’m going to take the diva lab Pauli on a hike through our walking trails. After that get comfortable and watch the third round of the PGA Golf Championship. Then finish it off by going to my mom’s and eating her world famous chili enchiladas. I needed a reset day like this.

Matt Taiba on What Trump Says About Us

I loved his book ‘Insane Clown President’ and it has supplanted Michael Lewis’ ‘Losers’ as my favorite U.S. presidential campaign book. Of the three Trump books I’ve read–I feel Taiba has the best feel on Trump and how all this happened in 2016.

Every day is a rabbit hole. The Rabbit Hole is in essence the Trump Doctrine both in domestic and foreign matters. Today two rabbit holes….Mitch McConnell and North Korea. It doesn’t matter how audacious, it only matters that the Bannon core of say 40% stays somewhere afloat and interested in the performer.

General George Marshall

We cannot continue to be historical illiterates. We cannot continue to be a nation of non-readers. The correlation between reading, intellectual curiosity, and long term human success isn’t a myth.

George Marshall is perhaps my favorite general in U.S. history. In this current era when three of our generals could very well end up running the country from a practical sense, this might be a nice time to look back on the iconic legacy of General George Marshall.

Not a flashy guy. Not an egomaniac. But more a forward thinker who exuded quiet class and confidence during some of America’s most trying times in history.

America could genuinely use George Marshall right now.

Maybe when General McMaster tucks in Caligula tomorrow night, he could read our president some General Marshall bedtime stories instead of another Dick and Jane sport fucking bedtime story.

Or maybe not.

Excellent General Mattis Interview

Since Trump doesn’t read and he has the attention span of a mosquito, this might be something he should take the time to watch during his golf vacation. It might give him a better feel on our country’s history and how it might relate to his role as a potential leader of one of the world’s most important democracies.

I think it might help. Granted, it doesn’t bring immediate gratification like say a furniture store sport fucking foray or denigrating someone on a tweet, but I think it could help him sound more literate from a historical standpoint.

For instance, like maybe why The Marshall Plan was kind of a big deal.