Sarah Palin Loses in Special House Election

Oh my God. I forgot all about crazy Sarah Palin running for the vacated House seat in Alaska which has pretty much been a Republican seat since the days of Calvin Coolidge.

Would someone please stuff a f–king rag down thias idiot’s throat before I vomited over myself. Sarah Palin quoting Reagan is like Joan Jett comparing herself to Shirley Andrews.

Can you imagine the horror it would be waking up next to this woman sometime? Even Trump looks somewhat shell-shocked standing next to fer in Iowa in 2016.

This woman is or was actually friends of former Oklahoma governor Mary Fallin who departed office after two horrific terms with a 19% approval rating which still is the record low for any departing governor in any state.

Maybe yesterday’s defeat of Caribou Barbie is some sort of harbinger of sorts as to Trump at some point leaving the U.S. for political asyleum in Russia…where of course Crazy Sarah Palin will be able to see both Trump and Putin from her front porch after shoooting a moose near her driveway.

Sigh.

But anyway…maybe this is a positive. Maybe Pussy Grabber will take her with him to Russia once Melania’s prenup expires.

President Biden speaks tonight in a special prime time speech about Trump’s latest fiasco debaucle as America’s version of Benito Mussolini.

Good luck with that one, buddy. Because in a democracy if you reach a tilting point where somewhere around 50% of the electorate are too stupid to even understand the basic difference of the three branches of their own government…it pretty much becomes an ungovernable facsist country.

Which is where America is right now.

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