Month: January 2017

Amidst all my angst related to Caligula Lite, a great day on tap in Deer Creek for my family with a Green Bay Packers watch party/son’s birthday party later today. Gotta get this Donald Trump shit outta my mind and get my game face on. The AFC Game should be excellent as well with Pittsburgh at New England in the first game. Packers are my favorite team period, but the Steelers are my favorite AFC team…it doesn’t get much better for me. Best four QBs in the NFL all playing today…Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Big Ben, and Matt Ryan. Karma is good today as we had five deer on the back of our lot this morning. Time for the Aaron Rodgers rap…..LET’S GO PACKERS!!!

You would think the leader of the free world would have ‘larger’ things on his mind than his ‘crowd’ size. This wasn’t a case of misreporting because the crowd was actually somewhat small compared to Obama’s record crowd of 2009. And what’s hilarious is this was an obvious attempt by the NY Times to just basically screw with Trump and he completely fell for the Twitter pic bait.

So…as I’m sitting here visualizing the days ahead I’m thinking to myself if I’m Isis, North Korea, Iran, Russia, or China and things are getting tense just Tweet something in reference to Caligula Lite’s very small womanly hands, his small you know what (Little Marco knew), and his inaugural crowd size and then just sit back and watch the POTUS become unhinged. Pray for Generals Mattis an Kelly should be the mantra, Trump supporters. Pray for their wisdom and maturity.

It was an interesting day in America and the world. Historic protests against Donald Trump one day into his presidency popped up everywhere, even in reddest of the red Oklahoma City. If I’d known they were doing this I’d have joined them. I didn’t know things like this actually happened in a one party state. All told three million people or so displayed their solidarity against and disgust for Caligula Lite for probably a multitude of reasons which go beyond just the Billy Bush sex chat video. Please note one day in and I’m already writing things like this. Color me cynical of thinking Donald Trump will go the distance. I’m actually proud women stood up to this piece of shit and didn’t back down. Unfortunately, it appears a great number of white men in our country don’t quite have the courage these women do. Three come to mind immediately…Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, and Mike Pence.

The day was made even more pathetic when Trump ventured over to CIA headquarters to you would think apologize for his overall fourth grade level behavior. But instead, it denigrated into Trump whining how the media distorted the sparse attendance for his inauguration yesterday. Even worse, Trump’s press secretary Sean Spicer was obviously ordered to do the same to the White House press corps and then walk out without taking a single question.

Combined all of this made me start to think of Richard Nixon’s unraveling ending in 1973. So–just to refresh my own memory if nothing else, I thought I’d put this up even before the whole story on Paul Manafort’s involvement in Russia acting as a fiduciary on behalf of Donald Trump’s business and political interests in Russia comes out in whole. There’s obviously some smoke to this and probably the reason America has yet to see Donald Trump’s tax return. I mean, it’s not like this is as hard as figuring out the Da Vinci code. Always follow the money.

Just in case you only watch Fox to get your geopolitical views, it’s not just in America in various cities today in which several million people will march in protest of Donald Trump. It’s happening in various locales across the world as well. You see here’s the thing, when you win World War II, then win the Cold War, then profess to be the champions of freedom–the rest of the world looks to you for leadership. They look for you to lead, not to retreat to the 1920’s. This is one of the reasons history is important. You’re supposed to learn from it, not hide from it and become dumber. You either lead the world in the quest for freedom or you eventually risk your own freedoms and the quid pro quos which come with that leadership.

The first book I’d like Donald Trump and maybe some of his more ‘ardent’ supporters to read is a book by Thomas Friedman entitled Thank You For Being Late. There’s something like 7.5 billion people in the world and I’m almost certain they’d like a decent standard of living as most Americans do. You simply cannot retreat to the robber baron days of almost a century ago or you’ll lose yourself as a democracy. The world has changed. Some of it good, some of it bad, but that’s the basic nature of human nature–nothing remains stagnant. You don’t revert in history, you adapt, morph, and move forward. But never backwards.

As I sit here typing this, I actually have a few tears in my eyes. My son turns twenty-nine today and after listening to Donald Trump’s vision of America moving forward I’m not sure what advice I’d give parents of a young child other than to just say love your child unconditionally and do the best you can. Again, I’m not a liberal or a conservative, but more of just a survivor. So there’s nothing political about this.

As I listened to Donald Trump’s nationalistic white trash bullshit yesterday, I actually felt sorry for both him and the people who voted this dumbshit into office. I thought back to the beginning of his candidacy… the stupid ball caps, the Make America Great Again slogan, and his complete and utterly libelous pandering in evoking the name of Ronald Reagan. If Ronald Reagan heard the Trump Doctrine as described yesterday, then I’m certain he turned in his grave along with FDR, Winston Churchill, Dwight Eisenhower, and General George Marshall.

Jimmy Carter, Bush 41, Bill Clinton, Bush 43, and Barack Obama all had to be cringing as well as Donald Trump attempted to share his vision of America moving forward. I’m almost certain somewhere in a Washington D.C bar–John McCain and Lindsey Graham are both in a state of utter drunkedness to the point of near death after listening to the 45th president’s address to the world. It was that bad whether you love FDR or Ronald Reagan. It was the possible death knell of the doctrine of American exceptionalism and a complete and utter insult to the legacies of previous courageous Americans who sacrificed everything so as a guy like me can even be blogging this in the middle of the night. American exceptionalism just took a complete and literal backseat to Caligula Lite’s Doctrine of Self. I know, I know—ninety percent of the people who voted for Trump don’t even know who Caligula was, but I do it for me. I do it for me.

What Trump ascribes to is American isolationism and the cease and desist of free trade. A clue to Donald Trump and his supporters, please google Herbert Hoover’s presidential wiki profile, it might help you to understand the world when FDR entered office and what we are eighty something years later. Do it now, I’ll wait and then continue.

Okay, we tried isolationism and protective trade measures in a time where people in America weren’t connected to people in Europe, Russia, India, China, and the Middle East by way of the internet. It didn’t work then and in a world wide information sharing age it would be the absolute worst thing to do now. More to the point, it worsened the Great Depression and America’s almost too late intervention into World War II. Just so we’re clear…America stopping Adolf Hitler was a good thing. The Marshall Plan was a good thing. The formation of NATO was a good thing. Winning the Cold War was a good thing. The Berlin Wall coming down was good thing. Just so Donald Trump and his supporters understand, fucking freedom is a good thing. Because without freedom and economic opportunity America is absolutely nothing. It’s why people all over the friggin’ globe aspire to the American Dream. Jesus fucking Christ what part of this do Donald Trump supporters not actually ‘get’?

Who were the big winners yesterday? I’d start with Vladamir Putin and Xi-Jinping (I’ll pause for Trump supports to google Xi-Jiping). Got it? Wait,still waiting for Gary Johnson, okay now he knows. Because what Donald Trump said yesterday was that America’s billionaires can’t be bothered with things like Russian and Chinese expansion. Really– who needs China to service our debt? Who needs NATO to keep Putin from taking the Baltics? Who needs alliances with Canada and Mexico when you’ve got Montana, Oklahoma, and Alabama? Who needs any of this when there’s money to be made by being the first multi-international privately held corporation to hold the U.S. presidency? And the reason Trump and his billionaire cabinet won’t have time to worry about China and Russia is because they’ll be too busy looting what’s left of the U.S Treasury.

In closing, I don’t really know what to write other than goodbye to the Era of American Exceptionalism and hello to the Trump Era of Self. And to you Trump supporters a word of advice, turn off Fox, read some books , and at least understand how you just got your asses snookered.

Just in case you didn’t google the Herbert Hoover profile.

The Barack Obama presidency ends in a few hours. He leaves the White House with a 60% approval rating while Donald Trump enters the White House with a 38% approval rating. Character matters, as does the lack of it. As I wrote earlier, I’m not an ideologue, not even close. I’m more what I’d describe as a pragmatic survivor who thinks things like character and honesty still somewhat matter. In my adult voting life, I’ve voted in eleven presidential elections. Six times I’ve voted for a Republican, four times for a Democrat, one time for an Independent. Of the four votes for a Democrat, two went for Barack Obama, and the truth be known, he would have gotten my vote a third time if the constitution had allowed given that the GOP nominated Caligula Lite as their nominee.

As time passes, historians will view Barack Obama favorably in spite of what transpired in Syria and in spite of the world being a complete mess. U.S. foreign policy has been a mess since Bush 41 left the White House in 1992 as America has struggled with its own role after ‘winning’ the Cold War. Maybe there’s something to be said for actually being qualified to assume the office as surely Bush 41 was given his resume included two terms as vice-president, a stinct as ambassador to China, and head of the CIA before ever ascending to the White House. Before I continue further with Barack Obama, pray for George Bush senior, he and his family could use our prayers right now. And, yes, Bush 41 got my vote twice. I told you I wasn’t an ideologue. Character matters.

Now back to Barack Obama’s legacy. There was not a single scandal, but instead genuine grace and dignity displayed by the First Family. He didn’t sleep with any White House interns and to date he hasn’t surfaced on any videos with Billy Bush. Not one single time was the country plagued with the thought of a special prosecutor as was the case with Nixon and Bill Clinton. Conversely, who amongst us thinks Hillary Clinton if elected or Donald Trump now elected would/will escape the examination of a special prosecutor tearing the country apart even further.

Barack Obama, Michelle, and their two daughters were always available to the country and to the country as role models white America should strive to emulate. The press corps were never asked to be moved from the White House. There was complete access when things were going well and when things weren’t going well.

To me at least, the contrast in Barack Obama and Donald Trump is simple. Barack Obama entered the White during the darkest period of American history in my adult life. He inherited two tragically misguided wars.Even Donald Trump said as much towards the Bush family in the GOP primaries. He inherited an economy which was losing 800,000 job a month as he entered the White House. He inherited a Dow down in the 6,000s. He inherited a U.S. auto industry on the virtual edge of collapse. And he inherited a health care system which was already broken and in need of new ideas on how health care should be addressed in this country. Keep in mind, during those years of complete Republican rule from 2000-06 none of this was addressed. Not once can I recall the remembrance of Cheneycare. Not once, even though even then health care in America was already in need of new ideas.

So here’s how Obama leaves office in just about two hours…. he leaves with the unemployment rate at 4.5% instead of 10%. He leaves with the Dow at 19,000 and change instead of in total freefall as it was when John McCain literally suspended his presidential run in September of 2008 because of the worldwide economic meltdown. He leaves with the U.S. auto industry still here and Donald Trump actually being able to deal with Ford on keeping more jobs in the U.S. He leaves with the legacy of seriously addressing health care even though the Affordable Health Care Act will probably be repealed if indeed the Koch Brothers have a replacement plan and tell McConnell and Ryan to go ahead and repeal Obamacare.

He leaves with the U.S. being the world leader in addressing climate change instead of ignoring it. He leaves with Bin Laden dead. He leaves being the president who had the compassion to recognize gay marriage and treat all people with equal compassion. But most of all he leaves with his character intact.

So what was Donald Trump doing during this tumultuous period of American history when our country was groping (no pun intended) to rise to all of these challenges? Again, I repeat, what was Donald Trump doing to help the America he now says he wants to make great again?

This is what he was doing. He wasn’t paying any individual federal income tax because of a carryover loss mechanism loophole which isn’t even allowed any longer. But most of all he was being a Birther for almost five years. Let’s be clear, this in no way was an intention to help America, but rather another example of Donald Trump being divisive and at the same time pandering to the segment of our white population which still lives in the year 1957 instead of 2017. That’s pretty much what he was doing and he now becomes president in two hours. How ironic and sad for our country. How sad for some of those who voted for Trump, yet have been hit the hardest by globalization and tragically will be the hardest hit by what his presidency will be mostly about.

My family will be fine. We’ll be okay, but I worry about the significant part of America who maybe won’t be okay. Pray for Donald Trump and the hope that possibly the weight of the office will change him in some way as a human being. Pray hard, America. Pray hard.

I guess this is actually going to happen tomorrow. American voters have elected a man even Jerry Springer admitted he couldn’t vote for. Maybe he’ll surprise us and not get into a showdown of nuclear chicken on his Twitter account with North Korea and Iran. Maybe he won’t get us into a trade war with China. Maybe one of the spinoff companies he owns will actually make a product in America at some point and time. Maybe. But this is for you, Trump supporters. For you and you alone.

And then of course, there was this. Oh, you Trumpers. You did it. This is what you did.

I’m not a moral victory guy, but in fact this was kind of a moral victory for Oklahoma City on Wednesday night in Oakland. Even with Steven Adams, the Thunder aren’t in the same class with Golden State. But then again other than LeBron who is. OKC competed hard and actually were tied with the Warriors 56-56 at the half, but then a run came and it came as we knew it would with the Warriors winning the third period by a score of 37-22 as Kevin Durant flexed his scoring prowess with a 40 point night which featured 13-16 shooting prowess. Make no mistake about it, Kevin Durant was Golden State’s best player on this night.

Without Adams, Donovan went small starting Jerami Grant for the second straight game with Adams still in the midst of the NBA concussion protocol program and back in Oklahoma City resting. And for the most part, OKC stayed small with Enes Kanter being the primary big for most of the game. Lauvernge and Nick Collison never saw the floor and Domas Sabonis was not a factor at all. Donovan went small, stayed small, and for a half it actually worked.

Even with Adams, OKC isn’t in Golden State’s class because it’s brutally transparent you’re not going to hang with a team like the Warriors with a player like Andre Roberson on the floor who is offensively challenged. Unless, a team can hang at least 116 points themselves it’s going to be tough beating these guys on most nights.

Russell Westbrook triple doubled with 27 points, 15 rebounds, and 13 assists. He played hard and did his best, Sam Presti just doesn’t have enough talent on this roster currently if he wants to hang with the Warriors and Cavs. It’s fairly evident.

Enes Kanter and Victor Oladipo both played well and actually gave Westbrook some much needed help. Kanter scored 22 points and Oladipo chipped in 20 points. Combined, Westbrook, Kanter, Oladipo scored 69 of the Thunder’s points, which means the rest of the roster scored 31 points. To me, most glaring in this loss was the fact the other three starters—Roberson, Sabonis, and Grant scored a combined 15 points. The Warriors aren’t the Grizzlies, you have to score and score big to hang with these guys because they have the best three pure shooters in the league in their starting lineup with Durant, Curry, and Thompson.

OKC drops to 25-19 on the season and is in 7th place in the West, and now firmly in second place in the Northwest Division behind the streaking Utah Jazz. The Thunder get a much needed rest and thankfully don’t play again until Monday night in Utah, which of course is good for me so as I can now focus on the Green Bay Packers NFC Championship Game and Caligula Lite’s inauguration ball in the interim. We can only hope Billy Bush isn’t there with a large supply of Tic Tacs so as to tempt our president elect to get carried away with the setting and grab a big ol’ handful of you know what with Putin and the world watching.

Nobody in Thunder Nation should be too down, unless you’re either Brian Davis or Michael Cage you had to know this was going to be a tough January. The Thunder are now 4-6 in the month with a very tough assignment at Utah next on the radar.

Keep your heads up, stay positive, and GO PACKERS!

Dear Donald,

Where do I possibly start? I’m not Meryl Streep and I haven’t won any Oscars so this might not be as graceful or eloquent, but here goes.

You won even though in actuality you lost by almost three million votes. I don’t want to dwell too long or much at all on what Putin did for you in the Electoral College or what he didn’t do. The truth of the matter is if Hillary Clinton couldn’t beat you with all the deplorable things you said throughout your campaign then she shouldn’t be president, but then of course neither should you. Quite frankly, I found both of you to be deplorable and how ironic it would be if both of you ended up together in the same basket full of deplorables at a later time. Que sera, sera.

I could waste a page or two once listing all of the despicable things you said during your campaign, but at this point what would be the point? It’s obvious you either weren’t breast fed as a child, never had a dog, or that you have an extremely small dick which if combined I guess these three things cause all this inner Hitler turmoil in you. Like I said, I’m no Meryl Streep.

So why am I writing this letter to you? I’m writing because I love the concept of America, but the way you behave genuinely concerns me in regards to America’s future with you being the CEO. Like you, I’m not an ideologue or a partisan. In my adult voting life in presidential elections, I’ve voted for six Repbulicans, four Democrats, and one Independent. Of course, there’s no way in hell I voted for you, but I do respect the fact other Americans did and that’s the process whether I like it or not.

Unlike you, I’m not a reality television star, a regular guest on Howard Stern, or a member of the Billionaires Trophy Wife Club. But rather just a guy in Deer Creek, Oklahoma with a wife, a son, a dog, and a fairly rewarding life which means a great deal to me as does the concept of our country and the notion of something called the American Dream.

You did kind of win, but in no way did you receive a mandate of any kind because your opponent got three million more votes than you did. I know you’re a Republican now and math and science don’t mean that much….but still, it was three million votes. That’s not a mandate, but more an error our founding fathers made in the process. But I’m not the whining type, I’m really not so you’re the leader of the free world starting on Friday. But you enter your presidency with the lowest approval rating in our history as a nation. That’s not a mandate to overhaul the constitution, but more the fact Hillary Clinton’s character was as much in question as yours and Bernie Sanders said it himself many, many times.

So as you enter the White House may I suggest several things which might help you in being viewed as something other than a freak of the electoral process and a puppet of Preibus, Ryan, and McConnell?

1 Get a dog. I’ve read you don’t have a dog and will be the first president in 150 years to enter the White House without either a dog or a cat. Trust me, if ever there was a sick fuck who needed a loving dog it’s you. Please get a dog it might help you come to terms with yourself.

2 Put the Twitter handle away–you’re not Charlie Sheen or one of the Kardashians, you’re the leader of the free world and it’s an immense responsibility. You said you wanted to be president, some of my friends who voted for you said you’d change once elected. You not only haven’t changed, you’ve gotten worse. America needs a smart, balanced, pragmatic leader, not a spoiled fifth grader who can’t control himself on Twitter. So–I guess what I’m saying is grow the fuck up. In a hurry. Like now maybe.

3 Maybe read our Constitution. I know you don’t like to read much other than the National Enquirer, but let’s be bold here since you are on the verge of becoming the 45 POTUS. Maybe two books a month would be a nice start. I’ll pick the books out, not Steven Bannon. It’ll be like we’ve got our own private book club.

4 Don’t be a puppet of Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell or Priebus. You said you were going to drain the swamp when in fact those three are the swamp.

5 Take the time to apologize to Barack Obama for the asinine, idiotic Birther Movement you started and kept going during the course of his presidency. He seems like a good person and in reality you’re going to need a new friend you can talk to besides me and the dog once you start waking up every morning with the weight of the world on your shoulders.

That’s it pretty much. I told you I wasn’t as eloquent as Meryl Streep. Grow up. Open your heart. Start reading some. Learn to love someone other than yourself. It’s a virtually impossible job, but if you do these things if nothing else the American people will stand with you instead of marching against you. Remember, America is already great, we just pray you don’t diminish it. One last thing, put the stupid ball caps away. I think that’s it for now.

Mike from Deer Creek