Chuck Schumer on Live Mic

This is great for America. Some things might actually get done which don’t just aid the richest one per cent in America. It doesn’t mean the Dems will get everything they want, but I think it might bring America back to the climate change table, might get an infrastructure bill passed, might get a fair tax deal done for ‘all’ Americans, might get Obamacare repaired as it should have been done five years ago, and who knows it could lead to real immigration reform–but most of all it neuters Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, and the American Freedom Caucus. Most of all it gives Caligula the opportunity to become a president who actually does some things which helps Americans. Who would have thought when we were watching all that pro wrestling bullshit during the GOP primaries that they would step up to the plate and nominate a candidate to complete all the things Barack could never get past Boehner or McConnell? If Caligula keeps this up, I might have to eat some of my words on Pence’s comparison to Teddy Roosevelt.

I would do a hurricane infrastructure bill next if I were Schumer.

Dems Cut Another Deal With Caligula

Well, apparently, Caligula has cut another deal with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. This time it appears the Dems will get what they want with the DACA dreamers in lieu of compromising on some new immigration controls which will not include the idiotic wall Caligula shamelessly pandered to his mentally challenged core both before and during his presidency to date. So, I’m assuming this means Caligula won’t be doing anymore rally appearances in West Virginia, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Mississippi, or Alabama anytime soon.

What will the Caligula core do now that their boy has forsaken them for the Dems yet again? Will lyin’ Ted Cruz be their new boy? Will the Mercer family and Microwave Kellyanne Conway once again whore themselves to the dumbest Senator in the U.S. Senate? This doesn’t say all that much for a Harvard education. So many questions, yet the answers seem muddied.

Who could have ever guessed Caligula would actually be a more liberal Prez than Barack?

I don’t know if he’s doing all this to stay out of prison for all the Russia shit he pulled, but I have to tell you I’m luvin’ the new Caligula.

Tax hikes on the richest Americans and infrastructure anyone?

February 2016… Caligula pandering to his brain empty core.

What are we going to do with all these dumb white people? None of their kids work or actually contribute all that much. Maybe we should deport them and cut our losses. Just a thought.

Sigh.

So…Caligula was concerned about El Presidente Fox dropping some F bombs. Interesting.

OU Sports Media Department Politicking for the Heisman

I’m guessing the sports media guys at OU told Baker Mayfield to apologize for planting the flag at Columbus. I thought the flag planting was great. It’s about fucking time an OU player deleivered in a big game with the nation watching. Mayfield made every play his team needed him to make. He was flawless. He was Brett Favre in crimson and cream. In one game—he erased the choking culture of the Big Game Bob losses these past ten years or so which have marked the OU football program. Personally, I thought OU lost their swagger back when USC pistol whipped them 55-19 a decade ago in the national championship game. You want choirboys—go to fucking church. This is football.

Hope he plants the flag in Dallas and Stillwater…and if we beat Saben I in no way would have a problem with him planting the flag in front of the Alabama band.

Rant over. I feel better.

If you don’t want some white boy from OU planting a flag on your emblem at midfield then show up and don’t get your ass whipped in every facet of the game at home. Urban Meyer should be pissed Baker Mayfield apologized. Meyer should have planted the damn flag at midfield as passive as his team was on Saturday night.

Jake Olson

We live in a time of enormous cynicism…we do. When I first saw the clip with Jake Olson long snapping on a USC extra point the first week of this season, I had no idea what his story entailed. Then I sat down and watched a special segment on Jake on an ESPN E60 segment. It floored me and genuinely inspired me. I will admit I cried. It’s such a beautiful story on multiple fronts I wanted it on my blog.

I can only speak for myself…I needed to be inspired, to be touched, to be awed in a positive manner.

Thank you, Jake Olson and family.

Former USC coach Pete Carroll. USC has had some problems in recent years, but this is a lovely story.

Caligula’s Big Week of Being a Dem Again…Kinda

I had to take a few days off from the blog. Harvey, Irma, and Caligula were too much for me all rolled into a fortnight. Seriously, the world seems surreal to me right now. Like I’m drunk and can’t see anything with much of any clarity. Our country has gone crazy. I can’t sleep much and I’m having some bizarre dreams.

I have to admit though, I did laugh my ass off when Caligula joined forces with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi this week. Will it continue to happen? Maybe. Caligula likes to win and in case you haven’t noticed the Republican party despite having won all these governorships and state legislatures can’t govern. Oklahoma is a prime example. It is the most shit ass run state government imaginable. Borderline third world nation. If only Puerto Rico can become a state then Oklahoma can rank 51st in education and in overall adult stupidity. So—eventually if Caligula wants a few things on his presidential resume he might need to hook up with the Dems here and there.

The simple problem with the Republican party is simple—they are held hostage by the American Freedom Caucus and these idiots will never allow any mainstream legislation to pass through their gauntlet. Keep in mind, this group for the most part supported Ted Cruz—enough said. Math, science, reading, globalization…nah—who would need any of that bullshit.

Maybe I’ll be better when the Thunder start playing again. It’s not like I enjoy writing about this shit on my basketball blog, but it’s like watching a car burn on the side of the road. I can’t take my eyes off it even though I swear I will.

I don’t think I’ve had Reverend Al on my blog to date. This might be the right spot. Is Caligula a Dem? Nah. He’s nothing. He doesn’t believe in anything except pleasing himself. He has no ideology. I wonder which former great GOP prez Mike Pence will compare Caligula to this week? Actually, this would be the week to compare him to TR in that what transpired this week was somewhat Bull Moose Partyesque. But none of the core know anything about Teddy Roosevelt so don’t waste it.

Sooners Start Lincoln Riley Era With Win Over UTEP

OU last won a football national championship in 2000 when it opened the season with a 55-14 win over UTEP. It was Bob Stoops’ second season and the Sooners were coming off a 7-5 season in which the Sooners lost to Ole Miss in the Independence Bowl. I was there with my dad, so I remember that New Years Eve well when a near drunken riot broke out in the stands in that piece of junk Shreveport stadium which would be subpar for the upper tier Texas high school programs. None of us had any inkling whatsoever that the Sooners would be twelve months away from winning the national championship.

Obviously, Lincoln Riley and his Sooners have a Herculean task in front of them against the Buckeyes next week in Columbus, but if you look at this team it kind of has that same feel as the no names from 2000 who went on to beat Florida State 13-2 in the national championship game. Back in the opener, not too many took notice of linebacker Torrance Marshall’s suspension, but as the season wore on–Marshall and fellow linebacker Rocky Calmus became the competitive soul of the team.

I thought it would be fun to take a look back at the 2000 opener against UTEP and remember the names of what was basically a blue collar team which had great chemistry and somehow found a way to win it all.

Any real OU fan gets goose bumps when they watch this Torrance Marshall pick six — which basically saved the season in College Station versus the A&M Aggies. Probably the single most defining play in the Bob Stoops era at OU.

Brent with the call.

Caligula Can’t Help Himself During Texas Visit

He just can’t help himself. It’s always about size with this guy and sometimes it’s even about Little Marco Rubio’s perceived lack of size. He’s just such a hopeless, wretched narcissist–he can’t ever get beyond size.

What can you say? People are dying in Texas. Some are losing every possession they ever had…and Caligula is holding a pep rally in Corpus like he’s in West Virginia.

I guess we should just be glad he didn’t blow his nose on the flag or drop a few Nazi or KKK praises to the Corpusites. That’s where the bar is with this guy. The quintessential Rodney Dangerfield character from Caddy Shack ostensibly running the United States of America. That’s how low the bar is with Caligula.