Al Caligula’s First Year

I have a confession to make, he’s not really even Caligula. That was just me trying to create some historical reference to this piece of junk douchebag who conned sixty million people into voting for him.

Our POTUS is more to the point a carbon copy of the real estate developer from the movie Caddyshack. Donald Trump is Al Czervik. The patrician GOP allowed Al Czervik to become POTUS for two reasons. The reasons were simple. Mitch McConnell wanted someone more like Neil Gorsuch than Merritt Garland to assume Atonin Scalia’s seat on the Supreme Court. The second reason was the most absurd tax reform bill which just passed. That’s it. That’s why the GOP held their noses and allowed this human junk bond to become POTUS and why the GOP senators continually turn their head away from every embarrassing act he performs on his soon to be video….How to Troll America and Become POTUS.

I mean, what does it say when even Steven Bannon calls you a clueless dumbshit.

So…here we are one year into Al Czervik’s presidency and on MLK Day instead of celebrating a day of coming together as a nation we’re reading tweets explaining how Al Caligula didn’t call the continent of Africa a shithole, even though his GOP bitch Lindsey Graham said he did. It’s okay though…Tom Cotton is poised and ready to take Lindsey Graham’s place as the conservative GOP white senator to go down on Caligula when there’s the need. Be sure and swallow Senator Cotton.

We really came a long way this year white America.

But here’s the silver lining. America has around 330 million shareholders. Many of these shareholders were so turned off by Hillary Clinton that they not only didn’t vote, they didn’t even sign their proxies and give them to a friend.

The mid-terms in 2018 will be here before the blink of an eye. My guess is it will a landslide with the Dems winning the House and possibly even the Senate. This is how democracy works. Ebb and flow. Checks and balances…and while Generals Kelly, McMaster, and Mattis have been the primary checks so far one year into Al Caligula’s reign of stupidity, I think the 270 million Americans who didn’t vote for this dumbass will better understand their civic obligation to start voting again.

You’ll notice I haven’t railed all that much about Al Caligula on my blog anymore. I got tired of following a troll down his rabbit hole. Even our greatest historical ally, Great Britain, figured it out. They told Al Czervik not to bother with the perfunctory meeting. The Brits, the French, the Germans, the Mexicans, the Canadians, the Aussies, and even the Russians have all figured it out. The only ones not to figure it out is a segment of white America who have never come to terms with who won the Civil War.

So…will Bob Mueller be able to prove Al Caligula colluded with the Russians? My guess is he won’t be able to prove this because who amongst us at this point thinks Vladimir Putin would be dumb enough to collude with this illiterate stupid fuck?

Some people will go to prison though for obstruction of justice, money laundering, tax evasion, and whatever other crimes of underground commerce the Trump brand perpetrated. But collusion…that might be tough because even the Russians have standards, white southern America…not so much.

It’s very simple, America. Turn off cable news, start reading, and vote.

Al Caligula’s first year.

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