From the Dave Letterman Late Night regional studio in Deer Creek, Oklahoma
TOP TEN POTUS 45 MAR-A-LARGO SEARCH WARRANT DISCOVERIES
10 Most recent suggestive photos sent from Clarence and Ginny Thomas on exclusive POTUS 45 adult GOP site
9 Copy of expunged record of sons’ Donald Jr. and Eric’s ACT scores.
8 Submissive/passive photo exchange with Senaror Lindsey Graham with POTUS 45 on private White House on the GOP adult porno account.
7 FLOTUS 45’s photos of POTUS 45 with Marjorie Taylor-Green at a Proud Boy Xmas mixer following insurrection coup
6 Most current revision by POTUS 45 in relation to pre-nup agreement with FLOTUS 45
5 Recent Secret Service email acknowledging erasure of all January 5th and 6th texts from special Trump Agents
4 Special Cayman account info POTUS 45 has used to pay various bimbos escorts and Stormy Daniels wannabees
3 Names, addresses and Social Securtity numbers of every Black American who voted for POTUS 45 in 2016
2 Letter from Putin assuring POTUS 45 he would be proud to serve as Trump’s vice-president for a second term
And the No. 1 file is……drum roll please… Special private Sean Hannity phone numbers in the event anything remotely presidential needs to cleaned up by someone resembling an adult.