This was on February 27th …I believe before The Perjurer in Chief had Dr. Birx up near the podium with him so it appeared every f–king word coming out out of his mouth wasn’t a lie or misstatement. Let’s go to the video.
Okay. So yesterday—I was picking up some take out Chinese in Edmond and there was this new big white kid manning the counter I’d never seen before. I walk up to him and hear he’s got Rush Limbaugh on a small radio underneath the counter.
I smiled to myself and said to myself, “Don’t do this, Mike”
But then I said to him…”You guys are still open I see. You know– in eleven states they closed dining rooms in restaurants earlier today.”
He gives me this go to hell look and says,”All eleven are in pussy blue states, mister. We won’t be closing.”
So…I say, “What are you going to do if Governor Stitt orders all restaurants closed except for a drive thru—you guys don’t have a drive thru window?”
He says, “I’m a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment. The state won’t be closing us down. Trust me. Coronavirus spreading… fake news. We won’t be closing our doors.”
I replied, “Well you know, I heard on Rush Limbaugh yesterday Bill Gates has the patent on the vaccine for the coronavirus for birds….and I’m hearing from my more reliable sources—he may sell that one for $40 billion to Trump if they can make it compatible to humans.”
He says, “Yeah, killer. I heard something like that too. Trump is the man. Bill Gates is right there with Soros as scum. F–k ’em both.”
“See you next week, kid.”
“I’ll be here , mister.”
Sigh.
The end.