Dear Diary
So muuch has happened sence I wrote to you last. I would feel more comfortable writing to you in Slovenian but my editors at fake news CNN say they want ferst draft to book in english.
Oh well.
Where do I start?
Last time i think wrote you Donalt has escaped being convicted by Bob Muueler for helping our close firend Putin beat Crooked Hillary Clinton in election.
Then there was the impeechment trial when they said Donalt extorted the Ukarine for damming information on Hunter Biden.
It seams being POTUS and FLOTUS isn’t as easy as Donalt told me it wood be.
Now all of this weeth Donalt for not paying attention to caroonavirus and collapsing U.S. economy because he was too busy how they say trolling Adam Schif after he was found innocent by all except Mit Romney.
It seems like it Deuscth Bank all over again. Maybe worse. So messy.
There is good news though. Since Hope Hicks come back Donalt doesn’t bother me anymore for me to let him you know… touch me. Which is very good because this mean creepy Jared and Amazon woman Ivanka aren’t spying on me as they useually do.
My book editors at fake news CNN say if I do good job with diary manuscreept it will outsell any thing ever written by Bob Woodward.
They tell me if I write well me, Baron, and father Victhor will have enough money to flee back to Slovenia and have normal lives again.
So Diary… I ride my Peleton, dream of a day being back in Slovenia with my family and becoming simple Slovenian girl once again.
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