Trump Denies Existence of February

This is fairly simple. The rubes who attend his rallies would believe him if he told them the earth was flat and that Mike Gundy preceded Obama in the White House. Gravity as we know is fake news.

So if you’re really the George Constanza of Lying…how hard is it to deny the month of February actually exists?

Not all that hard.

Just talk about CNN’s third place ratings, pretend like you’re at GOP debate and tell the world Ted Cruz’s father killed JFK or that Hillary is the father of Birtherism.

You have to give this guy style points. He’s well beyond Costanza at this point. His ability to troll his own base is like nothing we’ve seen before on this earth.

There is no February.

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