Lest we forget Michael Cohen’s testimony pertaining to our sport fuckster POTUS. Cohen testified he used $150,000 from a non-profit account to silence escort Stormy Daniels from telling the world of her sexual relations with Donald Trump.
For her part, Stormy Daniels said the sex was awful and the small hands weren’t the only thing lacking in substance.
So now Cohen will be released early from federal prison in New York pending a 14-day quarantine. He has to be home confined, but given the times we all live in currently because Trump has less governing nuance than Joe Exotic or Mike Gundy….I would think Cohen should feel blessed.
Hopefully, when Trump is defeated in November and then convicted of multiple federal crimes in New York’s Southern District… he’ll be assigned the very cell which Cohen occupied.
Surely that is how all this will end as the United States becomes the macro version of Atlantic City.