Should Joe Exotic Replace Burns Hargis as President of O-State?

I know…I know… Joe Exotic is slated to be in federal prsion for the next twenty-two years, but the notion Mike Gundy and Joe Exotic aren’t tied together in some tangible manner seems wrong to me.

If the regents at O State could just combine Joe Exotic and the Mullet King together I feel almost certain O State would emerge as the Notre Dame of the southwest.

Are there any federal or state statutes which prohit one in federal prison from serving as the president of a state funded university in Oklahoma?

There could be in the other forty-nine states, but at this point I feel confident 80% of Oklahomans would be okay with someone in federal prison running Oklahoma State University.

It just seems like obvious destiny to me. Who knows… Gundy might even discover something new about himself at this point in his mid-life Mullet King existence?

One hundred thousand people bent on becoming covid positive expected in Tulsa tomorrow. Is this a great state or what?

I tell you it is a tough, tough gig living in Oklahoma.

Tough gig.

This is why it’s nice for me, the wife, and the lab to have a place in the woods in Deer Creek where you can pretend none of these people really exist.

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