Lindsey Graham back when John McCain was alive is the one on the video below. Unfornutately the Lindsey Graham we see today has been radicalized by Trump as much as those idiots we saw on television murdering and looting in our Nation’s capitol.
It would make John McCain geninuely sad to know after he left this earth his buddy Lindsey proceeded to figuratively or maybe literally suck Donald Trump’s dick every day four years running.
Excuse the language, but it is what it is with Lindsey.
There was a white former congressman from South Carolina on the news this morning sharing his thoughts about the Lindsey Graham we see in front of us today.
In his closing he said with a dignified Southern drawl, “You know, the Democrats hate Lindsey. The moderate Republicans and Independents hate Lindsey. And the Trump batf–k crazies now hate Lindsey. Those people might even kill him in an American airport before this is over. Everyone hates Lindsey.”
He paused and then finished the interview smiling as he said, “Lindsey Graham better go get him a good dog is my advice.”
Lindsey won’t have a chance to go get a dog this week in that it appears he’s been designated the Trump adult day care surrogate these final days. But my advice to Lindsey would be after you’ve tucked Trump into bed and let him use your Twitter account till he’s worn out these last few days… go get yourself a black lab and start listening to Jake Owens singing Journey of Life, buddy.
I’m done with Lindsey. Next up for farewell hugs and kissess….maybe Devin Nunes.
Devin is living proof you don’t have to live in SEC country to be f–king dumber than a sack of rocks. Devin will be my first winner of the Mike Gundy Medal of Courage winner.
Here’s a video below before Lindsey’s mouth became super-glued to Donald Trump’s crotch… figuratively of course.