Here’s the thing… this isn’t a movie with Paul Newman making an eloquent closing statement to a jury of twelve reasonable human beings. There is no reasonable jury in the whoreish United States GOP Senate side of what used to be the world’s most deliberative body.
Nope.
There hasn’t been since Mitch McConnell became the majority leader.
Character and integrity aren’t in their playbook.
Michelle Obama..hon–this is one of those times you can’t go high because you’re dealing with a collective group of corrupt cowards.
So…if you’re going to lose..I say lose going down in flames and make an indelible statement for the history books.
The Bob Jackson School of Law would have me with a cain in my hand walking as close as I could to Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Josh H, and the other five stars pussies of the GOP and stare at them with the glaze of a doberman. He would even have me climbing into the seats if Patrick Leahy would allow it.
This is when the theatrics of a real trial lawyer come into play. Just stand there staring at these worthless pricks for two minutes until everyone in the building could hear a pin drop.
Literally…stand there until there is an awkward silence. People watching this on television are now the jury.
Then do something like in the video above. You have nothing to lose except maybe being thrown in jail.
Have a nice Saturday. Don’t be stupid in this cold weather.