I’ve decided to censor myself after re-reading the Top Ten Subtle Signs You’re A Trump Supporter List. Upon re-reading…. it depressed me that Trump has brought me down to such depths. I don’t want to risk sinking even lower and become like Bubble Boy taking on the size of Trump’s hands and other body parts. I’m better than this. I’m fairly certain Dave Letterman would understand.
Let’s do this instead. It’s more fair and balanced— being a Libra I’m always about being fair and balanced. This seems more appropriate.