This just in off the wire from reliable sources…. 405 Baller, the enigmatic truth-seeking voice of the once viable Daily Thunder stunned the Thunder universe today with his sudden retirement.
Stated 405 Baller, ” I looked around and said to myself, Can I continue to grow my career at a blog with a renowned reputation within the industry for being highly restrictive towards freedom of speech and other issues of content creativity.”
Award winning blogger, El Prez, from the highly respected okcthunderground.com had this to say,” He’s someone I’ve had my eye on for quite some time. His on-air courage is something I truly admire. He was a man among feckless little women over at Daily Thunder.”
Dr. El Prez added, “Don’t hold me to this, but ever since The Athletic decided not to purchase the Daily Thunder for $217.43, the shareholders of my uniquely eclectic organization have been urging me to make a highly significant move to increase market share since the Daily Thunder has no visible written content whatsoever.”
When pressed to elaborate further, El Prez stated, ” Let’s just say… Troy Aikman and Joe Buck joined ESPN to do Monday Night Football this month. I’ll leave it at that for the moment, gentlemen. But in closing…I’ll just say when the smoke clears this could make Lincoln Riley to USC seem totally irrelevant within this market.”
More details to come as they become available.