Stunning as it may seem…MJ of all the bloggers in the blogisphere was contacted by a ‘Deep Throat’ source from POTUS 47’s social media staff. They like my work. In fact, they want me to replace the highly pedestrian Joe Rogan as President Trump’s Special Czar Blogger of sorts even though I voted for Kamala Harris and would have voted for my neighbor’s dog over Trump.
They evidently feel my courage as a Stage 4 cancer survivor, plus my highly eclectic work might be a nice pivot from the usual 4th grade reading level drivel we observe from POTUS 47’s social media people.
So…this is what they shot me for my first Trump assignment: Mike Gundy Executive Order No. 1.
Dear Coach Gundy,
POTUS 47 just wanted to touch base with you following your winless Tier 4 level Big 12 football season. ‘We’ have certainly in the past years enjoyed your support in using-wearing Trump T-Shirts, Trump Hoodies, Trump Anglo Saxon Condoms, Trump Super Strength Viagra, and Trump Stuffed U.S.A. Thongs. In our book…you’re right there with the Markwayne Mullins and Tommy Tubervilles of Trump Universe. You’ve been GOLD…in a word.
But here’s the thing, POTUS 47 cannot have losers representing his brand who cannot even win one single conference football and get Walking Dog Pissed by the Golden Colorado Buffaloes.
Trump loved Boone and Carl Icahn… they were like debt leverage takeover brothers. POTUS 47 actually did several very ‘creative’ real estate deals with Boone. But the Trump brand simply cannot be associated with this winless level of performance.
Part of Trump simply wants to pause our relationship for the time being, but as we both know…that isn’t Trumpy enough for the MAGA crazies in Oklahoma.
So, consequently…YOU’RE FIRED.
DJT by way of MJ