Dave Chappelle, Ohio Dogs and Cats…and Our Ugly NCAA Final Four

My goodness, what an awful Final Four. It seemed after the incredible UConn-Duke ending the entire event just fell flat on its face. I fell asleep with eight minutes left in last night’s game. I cannot fib or pretend on my blog and can’t recap the game.

Tell me why all the sudden college basketball fans needed to see Megan Moroney performing at what is primarily a black participation event attended by rich college white kids? Was this an act of retribution for the Bad Bunny Super Bowl show? The whole thing was confusing.

But in the sense of fairness… I’ll play the Michigan fight song instead of One Shining Moment. I love the Michigan fight song and it is clearly in my top five college fight song list.

So… I’m still getting quite a bit of chatter on my exclusive CEO okcthunderground.com private message box from dogs and cats not only from Ohio, but from pets in other battleground states, blue states, and several purple states as well. I’ve sent Google an email and want to make sure these private messages go into my overall Google traffic count so as to boost future ad revenue in a Trumpian gesture of untethered American greed which would make Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson proud.

So again…that’s my Monday evening recap of how the transfer portal and NIL have finally made Championship Monday unwatchable EVEN for a hoops addict like me.

You poor white people who voted for Trump…hang in there. You’re not the only dumbasses who voted for Caligula. It’s cool. No hard feelings. We’re all just human and in this together. Like on the Titanic.

Eternal love,

Mike J

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