Gong. Will someone please gong these dumbasses and put an end to this. It’s almost anecdotal Trump’s Muslim ban was dealt a 3-0 setback by the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals earlier today given the other fluid daily scandal involving Kellyanne Conway. It’s exhausting to keep an eye on all this. We’re only three weeks in and this presidency already rivals those of Johnson, Grant, Harding, and Nixon for overt corruption. I’d rather be writing about the Thunder’s big win over Lebron tonight, but here I am writing this shit about our country’s three village idiots.
Village Idiot #1 Little Donald
Village Idiot #2 Cocaine Kelly Conway
Village Idiot #3 Sean ‘Truman Capote’ Spicer
Good lord. I knew states like Oklahoma, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama weren’t the brightest bulbs in the box, but until now I had no idea our country as a whole was this fucking stupid. It’s over—we are doomed. Take down that wall…I’m going to Mexico.