Caligula should get rid of Sean Spicer and replace him with Doris Burke. If she could elicit drama at the end of these NBA Finals, then I’m almost certain she could make Russiagate go away for Caligula Light. I don’t know if she was tossing back vodka shots during Game 5 and just got sloppy drunk, but if she can pull this off then she should be Trumpula’s press secretary. No wonder Barkley made the move to hockey.