The Czar of Birtherism

When I witnessed Donald Trump’s comments following the events in Virginia today, I just shrugged it off as a ‘normal’ pathetic daily event in the Era of Trump. He shouldn’t have commented. These are the very same people he pandered to shamelessly with his Birther Movement and eventually with his candidacy through the Steve Bannon faction of white supremacy groups in this country. He should limit his comments on moving heavily on married women and trying to fuck them like a bitch. Know your wheelhouse, Caligula. Know your wheelhouse, buddy.

And I was having such a nice Ferris Bueller day off. A great day otherwise.

If Canada would take me as some sort of limited duel citizen I’d probably do it somewhere in Ontario. It wouldn’t be a difficult cultural move for me. I love ice hockey. I’d still love the Boston Bruins and wear my Bobby Orr hoodie, but I could become a Maple Leaf fan. I could go to Raptor games. The fishing is great and Moosehead Golden Lager is one of my three favorite beers. America has just become so fucking stupid. I don’t know if they would take me though when they see I currently reside in the New Confederacy province of Oklahoma.

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