Should Alabama Be Removed From the Union?

You know, here’s the thing, historically the Civil War never ended. The atrocities in some instances even worsened during Reconstruction and beyond in the South. Of course, you shouldn’t stereotype, but as I’ve stated ad nauseum on here there’s a swath of southern states which have never really moved beyond the Civil War culturally.

Parts of the South are idyllic. There is a regional ambience which is charming. I married an Auburn girl.My mother is as good a Southern cook as you’ll find. My favorite novelist is John Grisham, an Ole Miss grad. My favorite Anthony Bourdain episode was the one featuring Sean Beck in South Carolina. Melbourne, Florida may ultimately be where my wife and I hide from the world at some point.

But, I mean, Jesus fucking Christ…Alabama you have to be better than this. This is so mind numbingly stupid I thought long and hard before even entering it on my blog.

I mean, for those white men in Alabama who are defending Roy Moore, you have to at some point ask yourself why he was removed from the Alabama State Supreme Court…twice. Ask yourself why even Caligula Trump couldn’t even endorse Roy Moore. Ask yourself why our Groper in Chief endorsed Luther Strange in the runoff. Ask yourself why the POTUS who once said I just grab them by the pussy because I can isn’t on board with you on this one. You might want to ask yourself a few of these questions because quite frankly Alabama…you look incredibly fucking stupid right now. And, keep in mind, I live in Oklahoma, which isn’t ever going to be the mensa magnet of the world, but you guys really look stupid.

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