President Kelly’s State of the Union Speech

Obviously, we’ve reached a point where it is somewhat obvious General Kelly is the defacto POTUS. Whether it be because Caligula couldn’t pass his fourth grade proficiency exams or whatnot—this is where we are on January 18th circa 2018.

I don’t think this in any way should bother or hinder the Trump base from enjoying their reality television series. This in no way should exclude Caligula from laundering dirty Russian money in Cypriot banks, disparaging American POWs, dissing Gold Star families, taunting handicapped people, golden showering Russian prostitutes, frolicking with Stormy Daniels and other porn stars, giving inspirational speeches at Boy Scout Jamborees, or just enjoying a lazy day of furniture store sport fucking with Billy Bush.

This is when we as adults in the room have that come to Jesus moment and come to a pragmatic realization of where we’re at. This is where we’re at and I don’t see it changing.

So…here’s General John Kelly giving his State of the Union Address.


General background information because he wasn’t at GOP Convention in Cleveland. So…in reality this is the GOP’s Never Trump Movement figuring it out half a year late.

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