From The Dave Letterman Home Office in Deer Creek, Oklahoma
Top Ten Things More Interesting Than a Little Nick Gallo Bolt on the Daily Thunder
# 10 Setting a pile of leaves on fire.
# 9 Walking over random blades of grass.
# 8 Rolling over in bed.
# 7 Reading Brian Davis autobiography.
# 6 Wondering what it would be like to be marshmellow.
# 5 Watching Pauli snore.
# 4 Walking backwards over same random blades of grass.
# 3 Picking up a dirt clod and throwing it ten feet.
# 2 Reading the Op-Ed Page of the Daily Oklahoman
# 1 Picking any random stranger off the streets of Oklahoma City and asking them for their opinion on the Thunder.