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10 Declassified pussy grabbing comment on bus with Billy Bush. Deep State.

9 Never seriously suggested Nancy O’Dell join on a furniture store sport f—king foray with POTUS 45. Delassified before leaving bus. Uneven fake tits aren’t right for POTUS 45. Never happened. Judy Woodruff….PBS, radical left.

8 Declassified hanging of Mike Pence idea to Proud Boys and various other idiot groups from Oklahoma, Mississippi, and Alabama. Radical left with RINOS like Adam Kingsinger. We need more strong MAGA men like Markwayne Mullins from Oklahoma. He can’t read, but reading is vastly overrated.

7 Declassified transfer of $150,000 dollars from non-profit account to Stormy Daniels for pay for play scam with POTUS 45. Too rough for POTUS 45.

6 Never suggested having sex with daughter Ivanka without Jared joining. Declassified thought at first commercial break on The View. CNN fake news.

5 Declassified multiple photos of Lindsey Graham with creamy white liquid dripping off his chin before leaving hotel room in Moscow. Must have been RINO Liz Cheney.

4 Wasn’t really serious about several off color racist jokes told to Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. at Trump golf course in New Jersey at Trump evangelical event to raise GOP scam money. Dan Scavino declassfied. Declassified…are you kidding? POTUS 45 was on 17th green picking up from seven feet out. Never happened. Golf Channel and PGA very far left…almost Antifa on turf.

3 Secret Service with due POTUS 45 diligence declassified and erased every text message sent to or from Mark Meadows on Jan. 5th and 6th in Washington D.C area codes. George Will or Chris Wallace must have hatched this one.

2 Delassified bidding war with Iran and Israel for top priority Middle East intel after wire transfer occurred at Duetsche Bank in Geneva.

1 And the No. 1 declassified POTUS 45 alibi is/was….drum roll, please, totally declassified January 6th insurrection before going to bed. It was all Mike Pence and Dan Quayle’s idea. It never happened. Fake news.

Of course OU did.

I listened to a bit of Jim Traber today and he finally got something right.

OU did so with complete and total premediated intent, but with no malice attached. OU mercifully ended the lopsided 90-17 fiasco referred to as the Bedlam Series.

I asked one of my friends who played football and baseball at O State this question the month all this went public.

I asked, “What do you think about all this?”

He said, “Mike, if my next door neighbor kicks my ass eight of nine times for over the course of over a hundred games do I follow him when he sells his house?”

Of course not. 90-17 isn’t a small sample size…it’s more of an indictment of the mentality at O State. OU made a business decision…pure and simple. In fact, in the long run this should help O State and its fanbase get over its inferiority complex in relation to OU football.

I mean think about this…Gundy is 5-22 versus OU during a time when the Sooners fielded some of the school’s worst defenses in its storied football history. If Gundy can figure out a way to gain a single yard against Dave Aranda from the one yard-line versus the Baylor Bears his school might even hoist some Big 12 conference championship trophies.

OU is a football factory. It has been my entire life. OU should never be confused with Harvard, Cal Berkley, or Stanford. It’s a football blueblood where football drives the unversity bus per se. David Boren never came to terms with this and that ‘s on him.

Mike Gundy and Kayse Schrum shouldn’t take this personally. OU negotiated a deal…pure and simple. Joe C is OU’s chief fiduciary and he did exactly what any responsible CEO should have done.

OU and Texas in fact stayed in the third tier Big 12 football wise about ten years later than they should have.

Mike Gundy doesn’t want any part of OU. OU owns Mullet King and Mullett King knows this. This ate at Boone constantly btw. Boone would hold his little Boone pressers lamenting Gundy’s inability to beat OU even after he relented and gave Gundy the contract he felt he needed to stay at his New York Yankee’s job.

So it’s complete nonsense to keep talking about Bedlam.

Like I wrote yesterday…90-17 isn’t Bedlam. It’s more like premeditated bullying and Mike Gundy knows this.

Have you ever seen him happier?

In fact…I think both schools win the way this is going down.

You need a consequential win or two, Mullet King. I’ve got some books I want to sell.

Be happy. You have a magnificent life out there on the Karsten ranch. They didn’t fire you in spite of the Tennessee and Arkansas fiascos. Boone stuck with you even with the 5-22 mark. maybe Mike Holder and Burns Hargis wouldn’t let him fire you…but still. See the glasss half full, buddy. You make more than a member of oil and gas royalty. Well almost. But most of all you only have to play OU one more time. Dude, you’ve got life by the proverbial balls

Breath in. Breathe out. Enjoy the sunshine on your shoulders. Inhale life. Embrace it. Smile at your wife like she’s Kathleen Turner in that ending scene from Body Heat. This is your time. Be happy. Life is good, MK.

Oh, boy. Mike Gundy had himself another little mini rant yesterday on OU and Texas. About them leaving the third tier football-wise Big 12 for the SEC.

I’m a Mike Gundy expert. Truly. I know thru a couple of sources who covered his beat all the stories going back to the recruitment of T-Boone’s oil gas bidness money.

I’ve even written a first draft of 90,000 words entiled Mullet King: The Boone Pickens-Mike Gundy College Football Saga. Netflix said no though. They have current cash flow problems and like their supervisor of new stories said to me, ” Mike, we’ve all seen Tiger King and know Oklahoma is the dumbest state in the Union. This guy doesn’t even have a consequential win on his career resume. Why would anyone outside of Oklahoma read this book?”

I still may try self-publication if Gundy ever notches a consequential win. If I could sell 25,000 to 50,000 books…maybe it would be worth it. I might call John Grisham and ask him what he thinks. He’s written a couple of sports books.

Back when Les Miles was head coach, Eddie Sutton and Harry Birdwell were the defacto ADs, and David Schmidley was the university prez is where this story starts. Throw in golf coach Mike Holder and you’d have yourself a story if Mike Gundy could just notch a few consequential wins.

Gundy went off yesterday about OU following Texas to the SEC for more money…which is somewhat true. Which btw is really a smart thing to do considering how tough it’s going to be moving forward economically from these past two seasosns of COVID and the ever changing face o college football.

What Mullet King didn’t mention is that Joe C is smart enough to keep the Red River Rivalry intact for the fertile recruitng in Texas and the fact the Dallas area provides OU with a significant source of students from Dallas who I believe are granted in state reciprocal tutition at OU.

Add to the fact OU-Texas is one of the premier rivalries in college football while Bedlam is a grotesquely one-sided series in which OU leads 90-17. That’s not a rivalry. That’s cruel and unusal punishment or internet bullying.

Mullett King a player, as an assistant coach of Les Miles is a putrid 5-22. If Big Game Bob hadn’t repunted to Tyreke ….Mullet King would be a collective 4-23 versus the Sooners.

Trust me on this as an OU fan…when we see Mike Gundy over there across the field we know all the numbers. We’ve seen that look on Mike Gundy’s face.

Ask Dave Aranda from Baylor about that look. Can anyone even in Payne County name a football coach who with seven tries from inside the Baylor one-yardline could choke to that extent in a conference championship game.

I have no idea why Gundy said these things on Tuesday. Anyone who’s ever played sports knows the truth. Gundy can’t beat OU unless Lincoln Riley is loading his assistants in a private jet in the fourth period of Bedlam headed to Los Angeles.

Another thing. If OU ever wants to win another national championship in football they’re going to have to recruit the South for defensive players like Georgia and Alabama put on the field every Saturday.

In closing what Gundy should have said was…”I can’t beat OU. The record speaks for itself. Even as a QB here I couldn’t beat them with Barry Sanders, Thurman Thomas, and Hart Lee Dykes. I just feel fortunate Mr. Pickens didn’t fire my ass for not beating OU more often after I pulled all that shit leveraging him with that Tennssee and Arkansas nonsense.”

The end.

I don’t rant anymore myself.

Have a nice day…Mullet King. Win a conference championship so I can sell 50,000 books.

Mike Jackson

The Rule of Law should be very simple. It should be equal justice for every American. There is no written exception to this doctrine, It’s why we have the law.

Merrick Garland knows what he has in front of him as the acting Attorney General of the United States. This is not complex.’

Earlier in his career he served as an Associate Attorney Gerneral in the Justice Department. He was instrumental in prosecuting the Oklahoma City bombing case, the Unibomber case, and the Atlanta Olympic bombings.

His niche is prosecuting domestic terrorism cases. January 6th is right in his wheelhouse even given the daunting task of organizing his case from the bottom up.

If you take your right to vote or the Rule of Law for granted that’s on you regardless of your political affilation.

I’m just taking it easy here on the blog. There’s nothing of note to write about the Thunder since they’re in essence a G League team pretending to be an NBA team for the third straight season.

Both the college and NFL seasons are now well under way and that’s a positive for those of us living in Oklahoma. Both OU and O State are 3-0 after their first three games with both Dillion Gabriel and Spencer Sanders look like they’re the two best quarterbacks in the Big 12.

OU went up to Lincoln this past Saturday and eviserated the once proud Cornhuskers by a score of 49-14. Brent Venables was a total gentleman in this game as OU bascially could have scored seventy points on the porous Nebraska defense which was in essence eleven pylons wearing Nebraska jerseys.

It’s sad to see Nebraska this low. I havee no idea who they should hire for their next football coach. Since Tom Osborne they’ve gone thru Solich, Callahan, Pellini, and Scott Frost to no avail.

They never should have left the Big 12 and the fertile recruiting grounds of Texas. Why do think OU stays cleaved to the Longhorns? Answer… for those Texas high school football players.

Putting the Huskers aside..Brent Venables appears to have the Sooners headed in the right direction at 3-0 on ‘Both’ sides of the football. These guys actually tackle, play hard, and are amassing TFLs (tackles for losses like those Switzer teams of yore.

It’s a fun time to be a Sooner football fan. The roster is deep and young on both sides of the football. The program didn’t wither and die with the Lincoln Riley/Kathleen Turner move to USC and the Pacific Ocean.

I have OU ranked No. 6 in my current poll just behind Clemson and ahead of Caleb Williams by a hair. That would be an intersting game…OU vs. USC in a bowl game.

O State is No. 8 on my current poll. The Pokes will go as far as Spencer Sanders can take them is my take. Spencer has finally been turned loose by Gundy and Casey Dunn it appears.

As far as the NFL so far….I simply love NFL football and it’s very hard to repeat in this league. Very hard. The Rams without Vonn Miller and Odell Beckham Junior appear to be very mortal to me, while the Bengals are 0-2 and better be careful these next several weeks if they don’t want to play themselves out of a playoff space.

I have no idea what the Oklahoma Thunder are up to. My guess is the main pre-season emphasis is calibrating injuries to SGA, Lu Dort, and Josh Giddey so as Sam Presti’s ‘team’ doesn’t screw around and win more than twenty-four games this NBA season. I guess it just depends on what dictionary you’re using when you look up the word ‘sustainability’.

“Lincoln, buddy, could you put a little more sunscreen on Caleb’s shoulders before the next hotly contested PAC-`2 football game.”

I think what I’ll do this season is to do my OU recaps on Tuesday after theCoach Venables weekly presser.

OU for the first in a awhile will entually once again be a two-dimesional football team. No more of the PAC 12 type of football.

Lincoln taking the USC job is the best thing which could have happened to OU football. It may take two years for it to show versus the likes of Alabama and Georgia, but with Venables and his staff recruting nationally elite defensive talent and then actually coaching them—the potential is in place for OU to once again be a top three or four team if they stick to the plan.

I thought the best thing I heard from Coach Venables this week was that of the OU players who stayed in Norman was the fact they came to him and told him they didn’t know what to look for for or how to adjust from watching the game films.

Think about that.

This was a nice first step. Nothing like the fiasco at home against Tulane or trailing 10-0 at halftime against the feeble Kansas Jayhawks. This was an incremental learning step.

OU actually tackled today at the point of first contact. That’s a big thing. To be able to actually tackle in space and stop the ball at the point of contact.

What a great Labor Day Weekend of college football. Georgi literally dismantled the Oregon Ducks. Men against boys. That’s what Coach Venables wants OU’s defense to look like a year from now with that same kind of depth.

I’m going to go watch Notre Dame to see if they can be remotely competitive against the Buckeyes in Columbus.

Have a nice week-end.

Texas plays Alabama next week. The weak at heart shouldn’t watch that massacre. I’ll savor every minute as I hate the Longhorns with a passion.

Lombardi once said, ‘Basketball is a contact sport, same with dancing… football is a human collision sport.’

ROLL TIDE.

Well..I watched Joe Biden’s speech and O State’s 58-44 win over Central Michigan simultaneously.

As far as Biden…I’d give him a B for the speech. He said what he needed to say about the MAGA Proud Boy-Oathkeeper domestic terrorists. They are the the most dubious group ever assembled since the days of the 1860’s during the first Civil War.

It is what it is. I laughed when a GOP pundit on one of the racap shows said Biden was too tough on them and should have beee more inclusive. Inclusive…don’t make me laugh. Federal prison is where they should be if not already. What a group of punks enabled by the Kevin McCarthy and Lindsey Grahams of the GOP world.

As far as Spencer Sanders, he was great. He was the stud I’ve been waiting to see since his high school days in Denton, Texas where he won the Gatorade National Player of the Year his senior season.

I Bleed Crimson so I’ll clearly be covering the Sooners, the Warriors, and the defending NHL champion Colorado Avalance this season. But unless Spencer gets hurt….I’ll be re-delgating my sports viewing addicion to catch all of his games this season.

It will be easy…I’ll make that time by completely not watching the still tanking, feckless Thunder until we reach the conclusion of the bowl season.

Spencer threw for 406 yards and four TDS on Thursday night and was excellent in picking his running opportunities with two nifty running TDs as well.

This could be hyperbole, but when Spencer first came to State…I thought at some point he might have a Vince Young type of season in him. If he st ays healthy this could very well be that season.

He needs to have that type of season because O State’s defense without the six COVID seniors and coordinator Jim Knowles looks like most of those horrific defense of the Gundy era.

Namely…the Cowboys are going to have to keep the pedal down and score quite a few points to win games.

And in Spencer Sanders, Mike Gundy has just the right QB to do it.

Oh my God. I forgot all about crazy Sarah Palin running for the vacated House seat in Alaska which has pretty much been a Republican seat since the days of Calvin Coolidge.

Would someone please stuff a f–king rag down thias idiot’s throat before I vomited over myself. Sarah Palin quoting Reagan is like Joan Jett comparing herself to Shirley Andrews.

Can you imagine the horror it would be waking up next to this woman sometime? Even Trump looks somewhat shell-shocked standing next to fer in Iowa in 2016.

This woman is or was actually friends of former Oklahoma governor Mary Fallin who departed office after two horrific terms with a 19% approval rating which still is the record low for any departing governor in any state.

Maybe yesterday’s defeat of Caribou Barbie is some sort of harbinger of sorts as to Trump at some point leaving the U.S. for political asyleum in Russia…where of course Crazy Sarah Palin will be able to see both Trump and Putin from her front porch after shoooting a moose near her driveway.

Sigh.

But anyway…maybe this is a positive. Maybe Pussy Grabber will take her with him to Russia once Melania’s prenup expires.

President Biden speaks tonight in a special prime time speech about Trump’s latest fiasco debaucle as America’s version of Benito Mussolini.

Good luck with that one, buddy. Because in a democracy if you reach a tilting point where somewhere around 50% of the electorate are too stupid to even understand the basic difference of the three branches of their own government…it pretty much becomes an ungovernable facsist country.

Which is where America is right now.

Rory was my father’s favorite golfer and has become mine as well. I know Scottie won four times this golf season, but Rory would be my PGA Golfer of the Year for his entire body of work this season. ‘

Rory not only won the Fedex Cup yesterday, but finished in the top ten of all four majors while having a shot to win both at Augusta and the British Open.

Scotties was great, but he he didn’t make the cut at the PGA in Southerh Hills in Tulsa.

When Rory has his putter working he is truly special given his monstrous driving game off the tee.

The putter was clearly working on Sunday as he roared back from six shots down to catch and pass Scottie on the 70th hole of the tournament.

Due to my unusual health problems this golf season, this was the first time in my life I actually had the time to watch all four majors and the three legs of the Fedex Championship.

It was glourious with every tournamnet going down to the last shot of play.

I’s was very happy to see both Tiger and Rory bring the PGA golfers together this week and work out a new plan to answer the LIV/Saudi, Trump bullshit.

I will not miss Phil and Dustin. Odd isn’t along with Greg Norman those three combined probably have more blown last day opportunities in majors than any other threesome I can think of at this moment. Sergio Garcio in’t even worth mentioning.

I think the kid from O State should seriously reconsider his move to the LIV because he could be great if he embraces te challenge of beating the best.Same thing with Zalatoris…that young man is truly going to be great.

The PGA is great as far as I’m concerned. It’s an organization which truly promotes the game at every level for the enjoyment of the game to the fullest.

I was in the fourth grade when Bob Tway Sr. drove me to Lincoln Park for my first Junior Golf signup and clinic. Although my knee has kept me from playing of late, for me, golf is a game most fall in love with if they take the gtme to respect the multiples nuances of the game.

It’s a tough, tough game.

Nothing has really changed in the past six years pertaining this spoiled putulant grifter… the white male GOP senators still cower in the shadow of Donald Trump….aka the Pussy Grabber.

With places like Oklahoma City in the front of the line even though the state claims to be a faith-based city/state…. it is comical at best to observe pols like Markwayne Mullin still playing the Christianity card with Trump.

What a complete farcical joke befitting the state currently ranked as the second dumbest state in the Union.

The full frontal hypocrisy is stunning to observe. It would make me suggest all churches in Oklahoma should be stripped of their tax exempt status. These aren’t genuine places of worship. What has happned in Oklahoma is that ‘churches’ are mere fronts to espouse extreme right wing dogma and register voters for their pussy grabbing Messiah.

If I’m wrong then explain to me the 48 hours of Mike Pence’s deliberation back in 2016 to separate himself fom the very scumbag man who would urge the right idiots to hang the sitting vice-president on January 6th, 2020.

Connect those dots fo me with a straight face.

You can’t.

The end.

They wanted the tax cuts. Thet wanted Suprem Court justices and federal appellate judges. They wanted tort reform and curbed limits of tort liability. They wanted Roe vs. Wade. They wanted to win a religous culture war. That’s what they wanted and they’re almost there.