Dave Chappelle, Ted Cruz, the Georgia Bulldogs…And Other Random Thoughts

Dave Chappelle Brilliantly Picks Apart Poor White People That Voted For Trump – YouTube

Sigh.

It appears members of the Trump base are charging our nation’s capitol after Caligula stoked them up with his standard Jerry Springer pep talk.

You’ll notice I don’t use the word ‘Deplorables’. I have family members and friends who voted for this dipshit twice. This is a slippery slope for me moving forward.

It’s a real conundrum of sorts for sure. I mean it’s not like I’m some angel or moral guardian type. But I do have certain bounds of personal untethered stupidity I’ve tried not to cross since my son was born in 1988.

I kind of grew up a little then and stopped acting like I was still in college. And that’s my whole problem with Trump…at the age of seventy-four he stills behaves like the fourth grade spoiled prick he was when he was nine years old.

Ted Cruz. As much as I hate Trump…I hate Lyin’ Ted Cruz even more. If you ever want to see visual evidence that a Harvard Law School degree isn’t all it’s cracked up to be…watch this idiot present an oral argument for more than two sentences. Bob Jackson would eviserate this mofo in a criminal case courtroom. Literally chew him up and spit him out on the floor in front of the judge.

The Georgia Bulldogs. They just became my favorite SEC team even though Kirby Smart always has some of the worst offenses in the country with five star talent. Stacy Abrams..I love you, girl. Could you come to Oklahoma and get rid of these two dumbasses we have as U.S. senators?

Moving forward…what do we do with around thirty million or so of these Trump base zombies?

Do we we create Jim Crow laws for these whites so as to keep them removed from the other three-hundred million of us who aren’t going to secede?

I don’t know. That’s a tough one. Maybe we should put them in cages and remove them from their families.

Anyway…we’re not calling anyone a Deplorable moving forward. Hillary should never have done that..

We’re all in this together until the first shot is fired at Fort Sumpter.

God bless, America and the Union.

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