Trump, Spicer Highlights So Far

After making my opening statement as to why Billy Bush’s favorite sport fucking celeb should be impeached—I took a furtive pause, thought it all thru and realized Trump should stay in office. Because if he stays in office I feel almost certain nothing beyond the Gorsuch nuclear confirmation will be done between now and the mid term elections in 2018 beyond James Lankford ducking my phone calls.

Chuck Schumer should thank his lucky stars every night Trump is the one in the White House and not someone who actually might know what they’re doing. It never fails, Trump is the most chaotic, disruptive force in this whole bizarre presidency. So–I’m putting the impeachment on hold and very much hoping Sean Spicer doesn’t get fired this week.

I’ve never seen anything like this. Not even close. Even when Gerald Ford was falling down airplane ramps and hurting himself in his office—it was never this cataclysmically bad.

Never.

Just think how boring it would be without these two. Things might actually get done. Laws might get passed.

Please do not fire Sean Spicer.

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