This Dude Should Move to West Virginia

I keep looking for this little guy every time Caligula takes a break from one of his golf courses to revisit West Virginia to secure those Electoral College votes for 2020. By my calculations, if Caligula continues to revisit West Virginia every two weeks for the remainder of 2017–that would be ten more times this year this little guy could jump back on the stage with the man in his life. The fact that Donald Trump has in no way enacted or passed one single piece of meaningful legislation so far into his presidency is irrelevant. Dude needs to move to Huntington and follow his dream. Who knows–maybe Caligula will become bored with moving heavily on entertainment television talk show hosts. It’s worth a shot.

Who are these people? Would Jerry Springer even allow them on his set?

This is what these people have turned me into…sheesh. I wonder if Mike Pence and his wife are okay with this?

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