Not really sure why Donald Trump needs a vacation unless he’s worn himself out playing golf, tweeting, watching cable television, campaigning in West Virginia, alienating our strongest allies and ceding leadership of the democratic free world to Angela Merkel.
Then of course there’s the Russia thing. The firing of James Comey. The scathing harassment of his own attorney general. His own party sanctioning Russia over his veto. And of course those eleven days with Anthony Scaramucci.
Caligula should be pooped and we don’t even know how hard he’s been moving on Ivanka when Jared wasn’t looking. So the Big Guy with horrible hair needs a break no doubt.
But he should have plenty to work on if he can find some spare time in New Jersey in that every one of his campaign pledges still remains undone. Build the wall and have Mexico pay for it. Repeal and replace healthcare. Tax reform. Infrastructure. Redo trade treaties. Win the war in Afghanistan. Looming budget reconciliation. All things Caligula needs to get going so his Steve Bannon core will know he’s not just a poser Birther who conned them.
Get to work, Caligula. There’s plenty to be done.
He has such little hands for a guy his size. They’re tiny. Caligula has tinier hands than Little Marco Rubio. He should maybe start wearing gloves. The man has tiny little hands. I can’t even pay attention to what he’s saying about The Wall. My eyes are frozen on those hands.
Maybe white gloves would make them appear bigger. No, they’d always be filthy! Just like him…